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@t_Duches Wahala yin ti poju,owo owo owo ni

Why are men loosing interest in settling down?

@kenkenlewu Do you see them praying for change? 😭 Let's keep deceiving yourself here Ooo

My UK 🇬🇧 Landlord called me over the weekend to say she wanted to come over for us to sign some fresh paper works 🤓🤓 Omo… my heart skipped. I told my Oga straight up, “this One landlord is coming I hope she’s not going to increase rent oo😫😫 Cause even if it’s by £50 I’m not paying I’ll just tell her I want to pack“😏😏 Long story short, she just came to make us aware of the new laws and renters right that will be in place from May 1st.🤩🤩 Apparently here’s what is changing in a couple of days, if you are renting in the UK 🇬🇧 1. no more fixed contract, (6 months or 1yr contracts dissolved) and you can leave a house with just 2 months notice 🤓🤩 2. no more sudden rent increase 🏡💸The law states that they can only increase rent once a year (this one sweet me ehnnnn😂😂) meaning landlords can’t use hikes in rent to indirectly chase u out 🤌 3. ”no fault’s eviction ” has ended ❌… Meaning, your landlord can’t just give u quit notice, they need to prove a specific legal fault u have first in the court before telling you to leave and they must give 4months notice 🥸🤓 4. no bidding wars 🤓🤓🤓 - when I was house hunting, there are some houses I loved and wanted to pay for but someone else offered high price and landlord gave to the highest bidder. That has now ended. Landlords must agree and put a fixed price before advertising a house for rent 🤩🤩🥳 5. no more advance on rent…💸🧾💰 Upfront payments has been abolished so that people who don’t have savings can rent and pay as they earn😜🤓 6. landlords cannot discriminate anymore . They must not refuse to rent because you have pets, children or you’re on benefits- (this is huge 🫶🏻😸) Lastly, 7. decent home standards: landlords are legally required to fix damps, molds, and safety hazards, if you notice any of these just send your landlord email straight and if they don’t respond you can report to your council 😺😹😸🤭 I just said ” did you come all these way just to tell me I now have more rights in your property?“🫣 She just laughed over it and said “legally, yes“. Then I said, On that last note, well there’s some molds behind the wall in one of the rooms, I just noticed it and still researching on the best way to handle it ” She said where?! And I showed her. That’s how landlord switched into full fixing mode, she went outside and grabbed this bucket, filled it with some liquid and legit started washing off the mold 🫠🫠 After washing she sprayed it and painted the wall herself and did other small small fixes here and there.🤓🤓🤓 In my mind I was like, ”this can never be naija Landlord o“😛😝 Code Scholar’s

@dis_membaa Why will 5 finger enter person wey never born b4,explain to me pls

the way u niggas try to make sex look embarrassing for women is so lame

@mariolexxx Wait first, why do my mind processed this automatically

If husband and wife are eating, and the spoon come out who's supposed to put it back....? Please understand the question before answering

@_tobyblush See those who r complaining say no husband Oo

“I’m not going to kneel down because I’m a king”. — Nigerian man tells his partner while proposing to her.

@shawty_410 Put palm oil jor

Best caption wins 🙂‍↔️

@iamzioraa U need to be carried by dem unknown people

Men, what your thought ??

@TheBeninBlogger Test him n c

"Boys are very c0rrupt these days. As old as I am, a 19-year-old boy walked up to me to say he likes me. He said he will handle me well and take care of me. Is it that parents are not doing their jobs?" - Lady asks

@ToxicSideChick_ How many ex r we talking about here?

No one fvcks you better than your ex

@it_Rutie I c a warrior

Look into my eyes and tell me what you see. 🥰

@O_N_U1 @KLeeeyah Yes boss

@doing_lords @KLeeeyah They're always at the loosing end. A man, this our generation of men, have everything to gain, whether being married or not! Mutuals?

Omo!!!, our generation is struggling so much to find a life partner. This is not even funny anymore😪💔.

@O_N_U1 @KLeeeyah Na that pressure go kpai them,cause they r the ones causing the struggling for themselves This lady particularly dey among,I knew it They claim they cant settle for less,whereas they r the less who doesnt have anything to offer than their up, front n back

Nah, a lot of men are avoiding embarrassments and billing from uncultured and irresponsible women, who are claiming" understanding girlfriends". Relationships still leads to marriage, but most ladies break it off as a result of pressure on an innocent young man trying to strive in Nigeria. Cuz all they know is take and take and offer them bodies. Thus, we're now having whores on the street, in the market places, schools, and IN CHURCHES. Nobody wants to pay for what others have had for free. And the young men have accepted the game. You offer your bodies, I'll take it. And a man, a man always wants more. So, he goes after even the one not offering, and the one's offering. Even to the one's still young and naive. Before they turn 16 or 18,they're gone. It's the reality of the modern world, and only a few women can stay long enough to qualify being a wife. So, it's a survival of the fittest, bcoz the supply is low, but the demand is high. We're become carnivores! And going after the easiest thing a man can have currently," free pleasure".

@KLeeeyah When your expectations are higher,what do you think? You want so so so man,u want him to have this,have that,give u heaven and earth plus his life Why won't be struggling, when d list is as long as coaster road Life partners isn't that hard to find if you're ready sha.

@NigeriaStories They should leave thier country jejely

Two Nigerians Amaramiro Emmanuel and Ekpenyong Andrew k!ll€d in South Africa as xen+phobic tensions rise

@Brattyenori13 You've shown the face Let's view the Obough too na

My face may be rough but my obough is clean😭😭🙏

@dammy4trueluv Even God ask for praise and worship.

I need a man who can help me without asking for anything in return.

@t_Duches Yes,especially when he guide,they r all around him.

The hardest thing in Nigeria is finding a guy who doesn’t already have a girlfriend.

@boye4christ2006 Thank God OS no dey there ,make I rest my mind

SEXUAL DISCIPLINE RULES FOR MEN: 1. Never sleep with a married woman. 2. Never sleep with your coworkers. 3. Never sleep with your friend's ex. 4. Never sleep with a single mother. 5. Never sleep with a woman that you’re NOT married to. 6. Never sleep with your bro's girlfriend. 7. Never sleep with a woman older than you. 8. Never sleep with a woman you don't trust. Add yours …

@dammy4trueluv Let the trumpet just sound now ,my mind is gone jare

Ponmo 300naira 😮 Is this a good buy or bye bye 👋

@Mobinwa99 I go buy table water 🤭

@doing_lords Wetin u dey find there 🤔

Those who patronize OS are called what............🤔