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@BobWriggles Awful, just awful. We’re visiting up north at the end of the week for a few days 😔

Kinda surreal visiting the scene of yesterday's tragedy. Things like this don't happen here x

What does it taste like? 😜🍺

Much as I love Skyfall, the bit where Bond drives M to Scotland in his Aston Martin DB5 is very short on detail - in one scene they're in Chelsea, the next in the Highlands. You don't see them having a Burger King in Charnock Richard, or Wetherby Services if they'd taken the A1.

f1 drivers as phil’s-osophy quotes - a thread 🧵

🚨 DIVERSION : QR806, Operating Doha - Tokyo Narita was Diverted to Kolkata, likely due to a Medical Emergency 🟢 This is the First Time Kolkata Airport has handled an A350-1000 Aircraft 🟢 A7-ANO is now back on its way to Tokyo Narita

ibm.biz/ace-techcon24 pop along on Thursday if your free :-)

What a waste of a chippy tea! bbc.com/news/uk-englan… @thehotpots

@elonmusk is this the future of X ?

@thatmattbates @AppleTV Sounds bizarre. Was really odd seeing you talking and someone else’s voice coming out! For a split second I thought it wasn’t you, thoroughly confusing Mr Cholmondley-Warner!!

Perfect lip syncing Matt!! @thatmattbates @AppleTV

@RedDwarfHQ @CCfunkandsoul fans here at this garden centre 🥳

@MattBaileyUK @FIAFormulaE mmm watching here live too 😔

@BobWriggles Good luck mate! You’ll be amazing!!

Can’t sleep.. big weekend ahead

@dalelane Nice to meet you Mr Batman

“I’m Batman”

All you people scraping and mining my data - I apologise for how unfocussed and haphazard it is. I understand from the junk mail you send me that I’m not the person you think I am. Truly all I really want is socks. Just send me nice adverts for socks. That’ll do me. Ta.

if you think Elon Musk’s Twitter is bad just imagine how terrible his cars and rockets must be 😬

@MattBaileyUK I’ve logged on just to hit the rate limit!! 😂

Love Glastonbury… endless talent! All less than 60miles away. I feel like i can go outside and hear :-)

IT'S MINT CHOCOLATE, YOU PROBABLY WOULDN’T LIKE IT. #DontSearchTwirlMint