Dave

Preferably medium rare with a loaded baked potato and a cold beer. twitter.com/231tally/statu…

RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MAPLE SYRUP FUCK BIEBER FUCK THE BLUE JAYS FUCK DRAKE FUCK THE MAPLE LEAF FUCK THE BILLS FUCK THE RAPTORS FUCK THE NORTH FUCK YALL ACCENT STARS AND STRIPES FUCK NIGGAS 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸 #Class

If Connor Hellebuyck ever has to buy a beer in this country again, we have failed as a people

For every American that wants to struggle to fall asleep tonight This will get your piss hot

The world would be a better place if more teams just fully committed to the bowl game bits. Well done, Duke & Arizona State.

HOUSTON!!! We conquered space! Everyone who rode is no different than Neil Armstrong or Buzz Aldrin!

USC plays pussy football and I do not recognize them as a Big Ten team

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Insane

Get me to Gods Country

This never gets old 🤣

Oh this mf skedaddling

Pick 6 in the Super Bowl, Mac McClung three-peats and we just took hockey from Canada. Generational run for the whites.

Love it

Oh look at me I’m Joe Burrow. I make a quarter billion dollars. I’m a top 2 quarterback in the NFL. I’m attractive to every woman on Earth. I own a fucking Batmobile. I have a lesbian swimsuit model as my housesitter. Fuck you man.

Me during Christmas dinner if the Steelers lose:

George Pickens watching a fight break out on the field

Find you someone that loves you as much as @Jerrythekid21 loves TJ Watt

Someone tell Luigi there’s a CEO wearing number 15 for the Chiefs next Sunday