eianne

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

@BDunk975 never failsssss

JOSH NAYLOR IS A CASH FUCKING COW!!!! WEVE SMACKED 4 FIRST PITCH BANGERS TO START OUR DAY. STOP MISSING THESE & GET IN MY CHAT NOW

Sorry, I’m not free this weekend. On Friday night, I’m busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I’m totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.

Parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy” Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

how it feels rewatching a show after a while and realizing you forgot the entire storyline so every episode feels brand new

my unhealthy defense mechanism is to shut down and stop talking if i feel like i’m being misunderstood or disrespected. i don’t like repeating myself and i don’t like the feeling like I’m not being heardl

Call me old… but I’m at a age where I get excited to go home and lay in bed.

when you wake up in the morning and it feels like you only slept for 8 minutes

48 hours is nowhere near enough time to recover from a 5 day work week.

Jungkook being exactly how the girls portrayed him on AO3 years ago is crazy

No, I need a long vacation & $50M

trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12 to 5 am

You could literally be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated 😭

me risking my job, career and future for an extra 10 minute's sleep

“if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and at night:

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

How come 8 hrs at home takes 20mins and 8hrs at work take 6days

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭