Elise Burton

@3YearLetterman @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam You’re an idiot

This is from a gas station in the UK. This is utter bullshit I want someone to explain to me why the Redcoats are paying $1.30 a gallon for gas and hardworking American Patriots like me are paying THREE TIMES THAT AMOUNT! There is no choice but to impeach Trump for this

@LaciMarieKnight Except the dead ones and those left with long term debilitating health issues, sure.

So after all that drama… the people who skipped the COVID vaccine are just… fine? 🤔

@vazserox @bethanyshondark 🤡

@bethanyshondark Accept jesus as your lord and savior and you wont have to listen to the rabbi's dumb rules anymore.

Jewish hills I’ll die on: We should have one day yom tov everywhere and chicken is pareve.

@bethanyshondark I was so shocked when I learned chicken was technically pareve.

@shmostya @GianmarcoSoresi Thanks for explaining Judaism to me. 🤡

@elisecooks @GianmarcoSoresi What do Zionists say at the end of their Seder? "Next year in Jerusalem district?" Ridiculous Jerusalem in the Pesach story is not an administrative division within a modern nation state, it's a place from ancient Jewish mythology that represents a messianic ideal for the future

MOVIE PITCH: one New York Jew’s quest to find matzo not imported from Israel

@TheProjectUnity If you don’t understand and haven’t looked into why certain religions have this practice, how can you make a judgement about it? All it would take is a Google search.

I've never understood circumcision as a religious practice. Are you saying God made a mistake with your body? Seems really arrogant.

@SirJeremyLondon Galloway is a raging antisemite that hates Jews.

Masterful

@DrRitaDed I do not and never have celebrated Easter. I have no problem being wished a “Happy Easter”. It is a politeness we Canadians quite appreciate. You sound miserable.

Reminder: Not everyone celebrates Easter. Do not wish me or them a happy Easter without consent.

@bjthoi @GianmarcoSoresi 🤡

@elisecooks @GianmarcoSoresi Jerusalem existed for hundreds of years without "Israel"

There are no American pilots based in Israel, she’s just a liar. 26,000 people still liked this though. Many of them would be bots. Others would be Third Worlders. And the rest are just literally mentally retarded

@AnaEscobarShow Okay. Completely unverified. Did look at your past tweets though. What is clear is that you’re a raging antisemite.

My brother is an American military pilot. He texted me FROM A DITCH IN ISRAEL because during bombing the Israelis refused to let American soldiers into the bomb shelter. Israel has betrayed us.

@AnaEscobarShow Gonna need a little more information to verify this as true or false.

@MileHigh124 @GianmarcoSoresi The vast majority of matzoh in North America comes from New Jersey

@elisecooks @GianmarcoSoresi No I agree with your interpretation, I just am too opinionated about matzah I guess

@RadioMcLean @GianmarcoSoresi 🤡

@elisecooks @GianmarcoSoresi The story of Passover is that Israel has the right to carry out a genocide? Who knew

@busdurrr @GianmarcoSoresi 🤡

@elisecooks @GianmarcoSoresi The seder notably doesn’t go “next year in Jerusalem, we’re going to plan out a genocide, force the inhabitants of this land under military law, and rape/kill them when we take them as prisoners” but maybe you guys had a different version than I did

@awildbread @GianmarcoSoresi You can Google it, but I’ll start you off…after their escape from slavery in Egypt, the Jews spend 40 years wandering the desert until……..you fill in the rest.

@elisecooks @GianmarcoSoresi Huh? What’s selective about it? And I was mostly talking about the brief versions that are in most hagaddahs since we were talking about passover

@BKforBernie @awildbread @GianmarcoSoresi 🤡

@elisecooks @awildbread @GianmarcoSoresi There are many who believe in a liberation seder Do we think every story is literal? Swallowed by a whale? Or do things have meanings

@awildbread @GianmarcoSoresi That’s a very selective reading of the story of Exodus. Doesn’t sound like you finished the book. Go away.

@elisecooks @GianmarcoSoresi The story of passover is about how we were once slaves in egypt, and now we are free. I prefer not to celebrate my freedom by supporting the subjugation of another people that isn’t free, the palestinians

@FieldsofB63030 @GianmarcoSoresi Educating Jews about Judaism is just a wild take. Go away.

@elisecooks @GianmarcoSoresi That was a different Jerusalem. Not a Jerusalem under an atheist Zionist nation state that genocides children. Does it never occur to you that many of these Palestinians were direct descendants of those ancient Jews?

@MileHigh124 @GianmarcoSoresi Pretty sure that’s not what he was going for. Also, the vast majority of matzoh in North America comes from New Jersey.

@elisecooks @GianmarcoSoresi Tbh I first interpreted this as a “I want Matzah that isn’t 100% stale cardboard”