Ellie Evans 🐀
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Ellie Evans 🐀
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for legal reasons that was a joke | insider trading restricted 😏 | early climate migrant | cool on post-leftbook | opinions my own for obvious reasons

Men aren’t built this way and the sooner these women accept it the better. As the wife you should be the planner and in charge of most errands. If that’s too much mentally for you because you also work a full time job maybe you should admit something about female nature and gender dynamics instead of trying to force a man into the same role as you. Like maybe when she repeated “men just don’t get it” for the tenth time she would’ve caught on by then. No, they don’t get it bc they aren’t wired that way. No amount of tiktok videos and lectures will change that. So just go buy the freaking milk yourself


"One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests. An area larger than Texas. The largest public land agency in the country. Just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it. And they did it with a press release on a Tuesday." hatchmag.com/articles/trump…

Pépito is back home (22:37:13)


EXCLUSIVE: California spends $30 billion per year paying 800,000 people to cook, clean, shop, and watch television with family members and others. This "in-home care" program operates mostly on the honor system—and loses $6 to $12 billion a year to fraud. city-journal.org/article/califo…


Awkward scenes aboard Artemis II as Trump stops ranting and none of the astronauts have anything left to say to him, leading to extended dead air


Americans talk about 7 negronis like it's 13 negronis



We really don’t talk enough about just how good Obama’s final years in office were economically. Bro was handed the worst economic disaster since the Depression and left us with record low unemployment, record GDP growth, and $2 gas

Software used to be gated by roughly 20 million professional developers up until last year. Good ideas still needed engineers, co-founders, time, and months of app work. Now, anyone can build. ~ Wabi CEO Eugenia Kuyda

Wake up babe, a new Iran movie trolling Pete Hegseth just dropped

I just watched this 20 times in a row 😂🤣


BREAKING: Ships that want to transit through the Strait of Hormuz are being asked to pay fees in yuan to get a secret passcode, per Bloomberg

We do this at my office in Miami (The Osteopathic Center). This removed 20% of all the toxins from your body at once, over the course of 3.5 hours. That includes heavy metals, microplastics, PFAS and many more. Seeing the toxins fill up the bag is crazy!








