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@aethelfleds OH MY GOD

This is the happiest day of my life

I post this every year during Holy Week! 😂 It cracks me up every time. Good Christian humor.

@flyingspghetti @atrupar Amen, this passage immediately came to mind. 💕

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen mathew 6:5

Leavitt begins the press briefing: "Could you hear our 'amen' in there? We just had a little loud prayer as a team. In this holy week, President Trump and the First Lady are joining in prayer with Christians celebrating the resurrection of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ."

My favorite part of resurrection is when they went back and didn’t find Jesus where they left him. Don’t let nobody find you where they left you. He got up. You can too. Nothing is too hard for God to fix.

As we begin Holy Week, let’s remember that Jesus loves you so much that He marched right into Jerusalem knowing the pain and suffering He was about to endure. He did that for YOU. 🤍

Well, Mass is extra long this week, but don't worry! We're giving the kids swords when they walk in (also excellent for long-distance ear tickling).

"Who is your favorite vampire?" “The one from Sesame Street.” “He doesn't count!" “I assure you, he does.”

this is why we'll be soarin over america, kids

Here's your SIGN to watch a really awesome stunt show today. 😉

THAT'S WHY AIRLINES HATE CLAUDE 4.6 Flight for $879. I paid $299. No points. No affiliations. No VPN. Here are 8 prompts I used to travel like a pro↓

@TicTacUSA 🌺🌺🌺 baby she's EVERYTHING for summer just like a tic tac!

we spy something to float in, something to write with, and something perfectly pink... 👀💗 drop your fav pink emoji below and we might surprise you!

Just unspeakably cunt

When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.

TSA is largely funded by a tax on every ticket. It adds $5.60 to every one-way ticket & $11.20 to roundtrips. Everyone in line right now is already paying the TSA fee, even for free reward travel. The government has previously diverted that money to the Treasury. Pay the agents.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Bob Iger watching this Bachelorette scandal go down

Does anyone else want the Sorcerer's Hat back at MGM Studios? I kinda miss it!

@MoonPie Gerald.

Name him

@diservations @neugna I fear it's safe to assume you're the only one out there with the telescopic lens....if not bro we gotta get you a telescopic lens 😂

@emmadactyll @neugna Wait! You’ve seen me out there!? So many people honk at me. I honestly don’t understand why they do it. Most of it sounds pretty mean.

ICYMI, the Universal Kids Resort Hotel marquee has arrived in Frisco. The 8-foot-tall letters are in the staging yard. We also caught a glimpse of some Jurassic World signs. diservations.com/universal-kids…

@diservations @neugna I seriously considered honking the last time I saw you but didn't want to seem like I was honking meanly.

@neugna But please honk nicely.