emptystun
493 posts


@emptystun @Dolfijnmanjohns This is the best you would ever eaten in your life. The less ingredients, the better the quality needs to be of what is actually there
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So when the Japanese serve raw fish it’s fucking the greatest thing ever but when the Dutch do it it’s disgusting.
We Love Food@_we_love_food
Would you eat Herring? 🤢
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tenho muita dó de quem tem pau fino e cabeçudo é muito esquisito
Prince Fynn@Prince_Fynnz
Penis types
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@ProphetImamBart @reddit_lies My uncle got 139 on a real IQ test (near genius level) and he is a retard
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@lolabluntyy Piers Morgan is not widely disliked. Ragebait list. Rakai is actually hated though
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A 17 yr old boy and a leftist who spend everyday combatting isms and phobias are the most unlikable ppl on the internet……..
giddy@sogiddy
The 'Most Unlikable People on the Internet' Tier List just dropped 👀💀 After that performance in the new MrBeast video, they ranked Rakai #1 above HasanAbi, Clavicular, Andrew Tate, and more 😭
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@TheEcho13 Why do men seem to default to this when it seems to me a threesome or some other "we do it together" configuration seems less traumatic. 😆
A woman who wants to fuck will almost always be able to fuck on demand. Dudes? If you're over 6ft, ok, maybe. 😉😆
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Men only want open relationships until they realize that she can sleep with as many men as she likes and he will struggle to get even one match on a dating app. This never works out well for men.
Braindead Bird App@tragicbirdapp
we're going insane
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A man’s DNA stays in your body for seven years after you get pregnant by them. People act like sex is not a big deal but you’re wholeheartedly allowing someone else’s whole DNA to be in your body. This means you’re going to act like that person at times, or have certain energies/ties that are connected to that person for seven years. Sex is a sacred act for a reason.
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Mi esposa tuvo una aventura de meses con alguien del trabajo. Lo descubrí por accidente, no por honestidad.
Ayer decidí no perdonarla.
Le pedí el divorcio sin negociación. Su familia dice que debería intentarlo, que “todos cometemos errores”.
Lo que no dicen es que algunos errores se repiten durante meses con plena conciencia.
No voy a reconstruir algo que se rompió con decisiones sostenidas. El amor también tiene dignidad.
¿Soy radical por irme, o soy el único que entiende que no todo se perdona?
Prefiero el dolor de empezar de nuevo que la duda constante de quedarme.
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@Son_ImSleep That's the thing people don't understand. Sexual freedom doesn't mean more sex for men. It means that the few exceptionally attractive men get to have sex with all the women while the majority of men just sit around waiting for the top men to be done with their women.
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Coca-Cola will be stepping in as the new sponsor for Wireless Festival following Pepsi’s recent withdrawal
(via @Newsweek)


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Maybe I’m too woke but I think it’s insane to even listen to an artist who released a song named “Heil Hitler” less than a year ago, let alone attend his concert.
DailyRapFacts@DailyRapFacts
Ye & 80,000 fans singing "Heartless" at SoFi Stadium 🏟️ "That's what 80,000 people sound like ladies and gentlemen... they said I'd never be back in the states. Two sold-out concerts."
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