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You guys didn’t play when you were small?😔

MEN ONLY Give us women some relationship advice👀

I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.

First Nigerian to play chess at the Louvre 🇫🇷-The world’s most prestigious museum.

In Benin Republic, A truck carrying soft drinks had an accident and people were actually helping them pack the drinks in place, I know a country where all the drinks will be looted in minutes 🤦🏾‍♂️

Can I still be woke if I’m against sex work in general

Guyssssss 😭 One of the pharm tech snitched and word got to the theatre. My husband’s cousin who works as a nurse came to the pharmacy to “beat this babe”. Like, she was going to swallow her alive. She just marched in, picked out the girl and said “are you the one that wants to see Dr E.?”, when the girl confirmed she was, she almost pounced on her. “who are your parents?” “Ashawooooooo” “you no even fine sef, na this worwor face you wan take collect person husband?” At first the girl didn’t clock what was happening so it was quickly turning into a hot exchange of words. As she was embarrassing the girl and we were trying to hold her, she was apologizing to me, and that was when it finally occurred to our small wife that she has effed up seriously. She became so quiet, like a dog soaked in rain. In between my husband walked in with another man who turned out to be the friend’s husband. Apparently he went upstairs to report to the friend first that her friend wants to scatter his marriage. He asked me “babe are you okay?”, I only said “our small wife brought me lunch why won’t I be okay?”. Then he turned to her and asked “when you asked me for my number, did I not tell you my wife will beat you up?” The girl started crying. I almost felt sorry for her because the embarrassment was too much. The friend’s husband was just looking at her and saying “Violet why you do this thing? na so you be? tell them sorry make you comot from here” The friend’s husband sha took her away but my husband’s cousin kept clapping and doing “wooooooooo”. It was all so funny. The pharm techs secured the soup inside the fridge. They asked them to bring it out and they said “police no dey release evidence”. 😭🤣🤣