M*k Shady Facts

@emalkova22 @tonedeafandh0t having ocd and being on twitter is genuinely self harm

twin

Tbh you prob couldn’t repost this as a white person bc of digital blackface

Come kill my upstairs neighbor about it

I’m on Adderall just opening and closing my apps

@becka1icious I’ll find a way regardless

please be stalkable

hey so this hurts

Putting this up in the daycare i work at

@thedudeman450 This and the Jay z bit are so funny

a real stalker fears no instagram plus

@re1hera People will make subreddits for literally anything

ok unrelated to the actual post but do apple chuds actually make a new subreddit for every single new iphone and variation

i know ur supposed to vent to ur therapist but it just feels so fucking embarrassing

You could just tweet “I’m enjoying some pineapple rn” and some horny ass nigga gonna be like “ouuu??👀”

in my room fantasising about social interactions i will never have

A good Wawa is all a bitch needs.