5am

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cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

computa…… computa please

listen man i never claimed to be human

do you guys ever feel like watching movies takes too much energy or am i just depressed

I started my microplastics journey early by enjoying the mouthfeel of Barbie shoes

i need to know who his therapist is bc that’s not a doctor, that’s a MIRACLE WORKER.

she's just like me

isn’t it so cute everybody watching a tv show at the same time and coming online to talk about it . virtual sleepover party

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

“you handled that so well” genuinely wtf was the other option

so unfortunately slutty masc lesbian zendaya is enough to keep me entertained so i LOVED that

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

One thing about Canada is u can never put ur winter jacket away

we playin them songs u cant shazam..

i could scream from happiness omg

There's 2 birds throwing stones at me

I need to be PUT DOWN!! LIKE A DOG!! EUTHANIZED !!

im a social vampire like u gotta invite me into ur conversation or i cannot enter

computa give me my spark back