garby

Im having a McCartney Moment

There is no escaping smelling like onions every dam day

following alpadaily on insta is making me so depressed but I can’t unfollow

p sure I’ve never had a roommate that’s cleaned the toilet

only good thing bout this heat is that it makes it hard to cry! my eyeballs are too dam hot!

there was a wine tasting this morning at my work and they were loudly saying how much they love the bread and how they would come to the restaurant just for the bread and butter :,-) i make the mf’ing bread!!

@herbal_maiden False. Me

No one’s been into larabars like I was in 2016

I can remember the last whopper I had 16 years ago

just realized Lipps Inc is lip sync Im freaking OUt

gettin hi and literally on my hands and knees vacuuming the corners of my house

frat boys next to me at the food truck park listening to Vienna by bill Joel and singing is maybe the most I’ve ever related to them

@TimTimClub had to toss all these mushrooms that were just prepped bc the lowboy broke (plus hundreds worth of other food)

big ass big fart that’s just the truth

there should be a sex room in the airport

ur telling me someone jerked off this chicken??

bartender gave me a half drink ticket and then got mad at me for trying to use a half ticket ha

it makes me sad to see y’all eating crawfish like that :(

been eating a whole lasagna over the span of 3-4 days and I truly cannot be happier

I do not want to behave Anymore