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@Hellmanns as one of your biggest fans I feel it only right to let you know that your bottles are getting increasingly harder to squeeze. I will never compromise taste for accessibility but I would love it if you could reconsider your bottle design to allow for an easier squeeze

@MaynardsBassett Will call you at 9am monday

@geecaps If you do feel undersold, then our consumer care team can help. You can contact them on 0800 818181 or here bit.ly/3wAhxrx

@MaynardsBassett false advertising at its finest. No juice to let loose. You’ve had my pants down here lads. Twice. @piersmorgan @GretaThunberg @elonmusk

If you want it, work for it 💪 Retweet to win 3 new sets 🖤

@sonnyfodera Erm yes please baby x

I got a few spaces left on my Parklife guest list - who wants them?

@Tesco Alison, the information requested is in the dm’s

@geecaps Please also include a photo of your receipt (if you have this), your full name and your email address. Thanks - Alison 2/2 twitter.com/messages/compo…

@Tesco somethings wrong with your milk Disclaimer: no one’s drinking the milk

Hardly an empty flight there are 2 alpacas at the front

@demirishman @JBDS__ He’s going to be masssive!!!

@demirishman @JBDS__ Oh my godddd that happened quick!!!!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

RT if you'd like our next Intimate set named after you 😍✨

Ladies please remember to fill your own cup. You want flowers; go buy you some, you want a date; go enjoy a meal at the bar, you want a new bag; go cop it! We have to stop relying on men to make us happy, happiness begins within. Love on yourself, the feeling is so rewarding.

ME TOO

No offence but absolutely nobody is reading ur urban dictionary names