Ruby

No one ever hangs things on the refrigerator anymore

No way this girl just asked if it was too early to follow up with Professor Trivedi in the cave bar

“Tony’s is such a magical place” “I miss Tony’s with all my heart” who tf am I with right now???

The american mind could never comprehend Spanish PDA

No way this girl just said she’s a Miranda sun, a Jessa moon, and an Ilana rising

Aesop rocky

No way this man just said they should make a coffee flavored Celsius

Did u know that Adam Levine has covers of tiny dancer, somebody that I used to know, and let it be? I didn’t!!!

going deeper than most people have ever gone into the Adam Levine discography today in printmaking class

What’s the point of it all?

All I care about is my singing monsters

Did it again today and with an orby gun!!!

neither of these candidates are existing in the context of all in which they live

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no way my mom just claimed she has “developed adhd” due to the “fragmentation of society”

How am I supposed to write my paper when I could instead relive every interaction of my day?

no way this man just said when he watches football alone he imagines someone next to him who doesn't understand the rules so he can pretend to explain them

no way this man just asked if the eclipse counts as sundown for ramadan

I’ll never be as free as I was when I was 3 running naked around the halls of a Long Island hotel

What’s up with every tv show being 2 seasons nowadays? I want a meaty 8 season show that’ll really make me sob at the end. Sorry one day