the original Grumpy Git

@SEAMAC_VALET @backinyerpram @raskulmusic Yep only buy Brandon now

@backinyerpram @raskulmusic I second that

Coonsil dinner. Always the posh beans but.

@ifeeltheneed_ @snpareliars And now pissing down

@GitGrumpygit @snpareliars You were awoken with wind… 😎

Greenery for ⁦@ifeeltheneed_⁩

@ifeeltheneed_ @snpareliars Storm winds 😜 not

@SEAMAC_VALET Terrible twos are a walk in the park … wait till they get older

Terrible twos...... Is there an insurance for this?

@snpareliars @ifeeltheneed_ Is it still windy there? I was awoken with wind here last night but it’s been decent today despite wind

@GitGrumpygit @ifeeltheneed_ 5:45 tonight

@Binyblue1960 @DerekAllan61 Take it you never got your account back from the hackers

@DerekAllan61 👌

FOLLOW FOLLOW GUYS 👍🏼🇬🇧🫡 Rts appreciated @Binyblue1960

@AbbieEaton44 Are there flies on the windows?

One of my neighbours still has their Christmas tree up. Should I inform the police? Many thanks

@BarrieCrampton Do folk actually believe that!!!

Absolutely correct Colin, some people don’t even use the last 12 hours data, instead they use something like a war as an excuse to guess what the worst possible scenario is for the fuel they aren’t being paid to promote, the really despicable ones even write two articles on the same day and exaggerate their claims even more, and make them even scarier all the time giving the best case scenario for the fuel they are championing, you are right these people are lower than 🐳💩 and then do you know what they only retweet claims from other people which are obviously untrue and completely fabricated to suit their agenda and whatever EV handicap they are being paid to make a study of and produce a click bait headline that says the opposite, for instance if it wasn’t for upstanding and virtuous people like you, I would never have known that you could save £1600 a day if you run an EV, so on behalf of all my followers can I just say keep up the good work and keep calling out all those people who print absolute garbage about EVs, oh soz I meant ICE cars 😂 x.com/colinwalker79/…

@FlashheartV2 It’s a film I’ve never liked .. tried but nope .. not a sci fi person but last week sat watching zero dark thirty & American sniper again

@snpareliars @ifeeltheneed_ @snpareliars did your daughter say how bad Tenerife was?? Could see the snow on mountains from here

@GitGrumpygit @ifeeltheneed_ Hi. Need inside info. Would you recommend shorts or long trousers next week? PDI side

@snpareliars @ifeeltheneed_ If your coming out here before Wednesday a duffle coat & balaclava after that shorts

The SNP ferries the gift that keep gifting 😂😂😂👍MV Glen Sannox out of action again just hours after returning to Arran route thenational.scot/news/25956337.…

@adrianfclarke Did you see the converted morris traveller at @DTMathewsons

We have a new entry in the “how the fuck does that thing even move?” file:

@Rad2theSki @KevinTheRanter @Support Thought I was just missing his posts but appears he’s AWOL .. or has he joined the SNP 😦

Missing: @KevinTheRanter If you’ve seen him, please share with Saxon’s Cock staff… @Support

Well @peepers_110170 I love how you reply and block so I’ll show you a picture and tell me who’s to blame ..or in fact I’ll link the story OAP couple are killed in bus crashes into their car dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-…

@DerekAllan61 @putey_pute Send me £600 to my account Sort 88-01-02 Account No 00277712 And I’ll arrange the $107,000,000 immediately

@putey_pute I'm awaiting a deposit of $107.000.000 How long does a bank transfer take from Nigeria btw 🤔🤔

Just got money FROM the taxman. 😳

@Peepers_110170 @wrighty_tweet @YappAppLtd Have you never seen a car on its roof at low speed ???? Even at 30mph it can roll and slide a good distance on its metal roof .. ask any accident investigator..as for other car it’s a Honda Jazz usually driven by some of the worst drivers on road

@GitGrumpygit @wrighty_tweet @YappAppLtd Take a look at what looks like a VW on its roof with extensive front end damage & then asks yourself how could the car end up on its roof & suffer so much front end damage travelling within the legal speed limit for that road. Purely rhetorical, but I'm sure the penny will drop!

🚨LIVE Major crash shuts Doncaster Road outside Wakefield Trinity ground A serious multi-vehicle collision has closed Doncaster Road in Wakefield right outside the Wakefield Trinity rugby ground. Emergency services are on scene dealing with it. An ambulance was seen leaving under police escort heading towards Pinderfields Hospital. m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

@Cheeseo76847269 @SuzieHasTwins Fairly odd parent .. then there was this

@GitGrumpygit @SuzieHasTwins 😂😂 Mine loved this 👇🏻🤣

Just showed my kids a video of Rastamouse which they loved as toddlers and they are both looking at me like I have two heads