SEA-MAC VALET

At Tesco and forgotten your club card and want to get the clubcard offers.... Feel free to scan this. #Tesco #ClubCard

@Jenny_1884 Is that shite still a thing?

I won’t be giving a single penny to Red Nose Day on Friday. Who else won’t be?

That curry wasn't the best tbh

I know it's nothing special but see coming home at night and being able to go to a park for a wee while a few nights this week with the wee man instead of just taking him to the shop in the dark. It's not half cheered me up this week.

@raskulmusic Will give it a try through the week. Thanks for recommending

@SEAMAC_VALET Generally I add quite a lot because I am a huge fan of mustard but it's best to add it in the pan as you cook the beans, taste to suit. I first tried it when I lived in France, a little lunch cafe did pork loin and mustardy beans for €5.

Coonsil dinner. Always the posh beans but.

@raskulmusic Never tried that before. How much do I add. I enjoy toast and beans for a mid morning snack at work so will try it

@SEAMAC_VALET Cheesy beans are top tier. Add English mustard. 🤌🏻

Crossing the road spot today. @joncoupland @GitGrumpygit @Turbomanager @ListerLawrence @AutoPap Also seen a H reg Toyota Land cruiser on motorway which was mint

@SDRadioJoe @NoContextHumans @grok You need to ask Grok?

@NoContextHumans @grok is this real or ai

Bro didn’t even flinch 😂😂

@CoWbOy_BeeBOpP @NoContextHumans It was the shadows that I noticed

@NoContextHumans once I saw that jump had to be, still funny though

@backinyerpram @raskulmusic I second that

@raskulmusic Branston beans are my favourite.

@raskulmusic And they won't want anything either

@raskulmusic I had toast and beans with grated cheese for my dinner tonight. It's Curry night but wee one is ill so had something plain till he is settled and eldest middle child is home then getting a curry. The way it's looking I will be asleep before they are home

@GitGrumpygit No 3 to they move out is bearable it's when they move out it's unbearable again. Honestly the girl's weren't as bad as him. Never had a wean that could show spider man up either

@SEAMAC_VALET Terrible twos are a walk in the park … wait till they get older

Terrible twos...... Is there an insurance for this?

@IrisDuane Did he mention you were wired to the moon? If not he failed

@DavidWolfe I caught COVID... Forced to take 10 days of my work with a migraine. Plenty alcohol and cold and flu and managed to landscape my garden in 7 days. No jab or digital creator id bollocks or a check in from my doctor's to see if I was still alive...

Unvaccinated people, check in. We were supposed to be dead…

WD40 in the lock if that don't work @joncoupland might know

Guess which one was the unhinged nasty nationalist?