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At Tesco and forgotten your club card and want to get the clubcard offers.... Feel free to scan this. #Tesco #ClubCard

@SkyNews The Scottish government could play the villain

Casting is underway - who could play the next James Bond? trib.al/bQLDkiZ trib.al/bQLDkiZ

@justdavenow89 @lamont1940 And dying from it even when not catching it. Just from the effects from it

@lamont1940 it hasnt disappeared people are still catching it

Who had the COVID vaccine and had zero side effects except for a sore arm and feeling little rough for a day

🚨BREAKING: The three girls who were found dead in the sea off Brighton beach were believed to have fallen down a hidden drop whilst paddling 🇬🇧 It’s also believed that all three of the girls were related, and had been at a nearby nightclub before that tragic event unfolded. An absolutely heartbreaking scenario, Rest in peace to those three girls 🕊️

The twin chimney blowdown at Cockenzie Power Station, Scotland was probably one of the most choreographic implosions

That's what happens when you don't just sink the ship it was found on

Calgacus (also sometimes called Calgacos or Galgacus) lived from - very roughly - AD50 to AD100, if he lived at all. He was the leader of the Caledonians who fought against the Romans at the Battle of Mons Graupius in AD84. If he lived at all, what a speech this was . Whenever I consider the origin of this war and the necessities of our position, I have a sure confidence that this day, and this union of yours, will be the beginning of freedom to the whole of Britain. To all of us slavery is a thing unknown; there are no lands beyond us, and even the sea is not safe, menaced as we are by a Roman fleet. And thus in war and battle, in which the brave find glory, even the coward will find safety. Former contests, in which, with varying fortune, the Romans were resisted, still left in us a last hope of succour, inasmuch as being the most renowned nation of Britain, dwelling in the very heart of the country, and out of sight of the shores of the conquered, we could keep even our eyes unpolluted by the contagion of slavery. To us who dwell on the uttermost confines of the earth and of freedom, this remote sanctuary of Britain's glory has up to this time been a defence. Now, however, the furthest limits of Britain are thrown open, and the unknown always passes for the marvellous. But there are no tribes beyond us, nothing indeed but waves and rocks, and the yet more terrible Romans, from whose oppression escape is vainly sought by obedience and submission. Robbers of the world, having by their universal plunder exhausted the land, they rifle the deep. If the enemy be rich, they are rapacious; if he be poor, they lust for dominion; neither the east nor the west has been able to satisfy them. Alone among men they covet with equal eagerness poverty and riches. To robbery, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a solitude and call it peace .

NEW: 50 empty Waymos invade Atlanta neighborhoods and circle their cul-de-sacs for hours early in the mornings. Residents say they are getting waymo traffic than usual and have tried combating the cars with a neon green sign, which only made the problem worse. The Waymos didn't know what to do and clogged the entire street. "We have small animals and pets, got kids getting on the bus in the morning, and it just doesn’t feel safe to have that traffic," one resident said. The residents say Waymo has not given them a response yet.

🚨 TRUMP ABSOLUTELY COOKS THE BBC 🫳🏼🎤 TRUMP: “Who are you with?” REPORTER: “BBC” Trump: “The ones that are being sued now for $5 BILLION dollars… You with BBC? They’re another FAKE outfit!” “BBC, you mean the ones that put AI in my mouth? The ones that added me to saying a statement that they now admit was not true? The ones that put terrible words in my mouth and then had to admit that it was fake?”

The owner didn't need to speak; the dog handled the entire situation

The exact moment the CCP changed forever. Former President Hu Jintao escorted out as Xi Jinping takes absolute control. End of an era. 🇨🇳

@GlesgaBluemk6 At least she was consistent with the ripping the piss out us unlike the idiots getting Scots and English mixed up. Fucking fucktards the lot of them

Unbelievable 🤣

@theSNP Do they not realise how ridiculous they look by getting Scots and English mixed up in the same sentence? At least the wee Chinese woman that was talking Mandarin didn't get mixed up.

The first SNP MSP for Shetland has taken the oath in the Scottish Parliament. History has been made. Congratulations Hannah Mary Goodlad and to all of our MSPs. Da first SNP MSP fir Shetland hes taen da aith i da Scots Pairlament. History’s been makkit. Congratulations tae Hannah Mary Goodlad an tae aa wir MSPs.

Let's be honest

@MonicaLennon7 @ScotParl ALL? Your. Wishing them ALL well? Ah that's right the Circus is scripted and the clowns follow the ringmasters rules

The fading mark on my hand reminds me that I’m healing. One week post-surgery and the election, the latter feels more bruising but I remain hopeful for Scotland. Wishing all MSPs being sworn in today well for the work ahead @ScotParl. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #wisdom #justice #compassion #integrity

This seems to be a regular occurrence in the area lately.

@mardibum63 I hope so.

Tommy Sheridan once led the Scottish socialist party in Holyrood. It collapsed amongst infighting and accusations . I predict the same thing for the Scottish greens. Sit back and watch because it's coming.

@Lairdysnr @theSNP Have you sobered up yet? Have you done some research as to why you have been promised an independence referendum "Next year" since 2014?

Fuck it. Gloves off. @theSNP let’s fucking go for it, No fucking about. No section 30. Just start negotiating #ScottishIndependence Look up Charles Stewart Parnell and follow his playbook until we win!!!

I am still laughing at this from today 😂

The SNP refuse to work with 17 democratically elected Reform MSPs in the Scottish Parliament whilst cosying up with the political wing of a terrorist organisation. Let that sink in.

Does your boss know he is in Scotland a Christian country employed to work for us and uphold our values and our Christian beliefs and not those of Allah?