₊⊹ kristen 🪐 .𖥔 ݁ ˖

— kris statlander 🌠 ꒰ the galaxy's greatest alien .ᐟ ꒱ ⤷ 18+ MDNI ˎˊ˗ ⤷ [N]SFW ˎˊ˗ ⤷ bisexual, nonbinary (masc or fem parts) ˎˊ˗ ⤷ 65% sub, 35% dom ˎˊ˗ ⤷ ships w/ chem ˎˊ˗ dms open! - more info below

always lurking 🕯️

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Wanna see a trick? (Horrifies You)

They should make a motorcycle that is like a snail

Meep

i built the pyramids actually

i need you…

Plz

I’m in a constant state of #Watdatmean

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// i lied. i didn't survive shit

// i lived bitch

// embarrassed myself so bad i lowkey have to close this app and never return

beginning to suspect my telepathic messages are going straight to spam

drywall necessarily implies the existence of wetwall

a little black mold exposure never hurt nobody

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