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Kristen Doute was 30 in season two of vanderpump rules #imgonnnabeokay

Fuck ICE Free Palestine Go Pack Go

full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

that thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. it hits like crack

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

weird me out? no. you’ve weirded me in. let’s merge souls

Yall r sleepin on smoking some indica and watching Meet The Fockers on Amazon prime while drinking some water

Isreal has now killed more Palestinians in Gaza than Germany killed Jews in the Holocaust according to the Red Cross

i think three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. you need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer

This pollen is NOT Rizz approved‼️🤧👎🏻

i hung out with someone for the first time earlier today and he said "i feel like im on a netflix show called friendship on the spectrum" and i cant stop thinking about it

It must be so awesome to be a normie engaged to your longtime boyfriend at age 26

it’s hard work being on the loose

It takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins

ugh. my mind. (both celebratory and derogatory)

When I use brown sugar instead of white it’s due to my unrefined nature and closeness to the earth, much like an eagle or bear