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mr.perfect.
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This could be you, Deandra. You can be demure and petite like the dove.
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For example, she is currently saying, "Dennis is right. Dennis is ALWAYS right. I am going to listen to Dennis and get a rhinoplasty, so I go from a toucan to an elegant dove."
mr.perfect.@godholed
Ignore that Dee also said this. She stole the thought from me, since we can communicate telepathically.
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Ignore that Dee also said this. She stole the thought from me, since we can communicate telepathically.
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This has to be some kind of weird fetish, right?
𝖌ay r𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝐦͟a͟c .ᐟ@fightmilks
MOVE !!!!
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Hahaha, look at this stupid fatty. I bet this piggy thinks he looks soooo badass and dominant. Like, oh, look, it's me, butterball. I'm going to bend you over and flog your ass cherry red. Okay, sure. Whatever you say, chubs. Just don't run out of breath.
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This is AI, also, to all 297 people who viewed this image. I'm coming. I will be there.
゛𝑫 𝑬 𝑬 𝑽 𝑨 ⸝⸝ .ᐟ⋆@patheticgrrl_43
I look soooo good in this picture
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That's not-
[ Inhale, exhale. ]
You know what? Never mind. You're right. You're so right. How could I forget about the statues of lamination, which is definitely very real and not the machinations of a 50-year-old man with a learning disorder not otherwise specified. +
charlie 🐀@paddysratman
oh, he's dead? so why are you still following his laws? if he's been dead for a while, you don't have to. we in the law business call that 'statues of lamination'.
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JESUS. IS THAT SHIT!? IS THAT A STEAMING TRAIL OF SHIT I FEEL CASCADING DOWN MY THIGH? OH, I AM SURELY SHITTING MYSELF.
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[ Dennis' blood-curdling scream eclipses the concerning sound his back makes. Something is definitely torn, or worse, broken. He plummets to the filthy bar floor in the Peter Griffin death pose. ]
MY LEGS! MY LEGS! I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS! YOU PARALYZED ME, YOU NUMPTY! +
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[ Worst decision of your life, Mac. Then again, Dennis can't hold this against you (doesn't mean he won't), because you didn't go to school for this either. Can you get more useless? ]
WAIT, wait, dude- +
𝖌ay r𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝐦͟a͟c .ᐟ@fightmilks
( staring for a second . … are the really getting This old ? cue a small sigh as his mind wanders off for a minute before realizing that dennis * actually needs help . rushing over , he goes from behind and gently moves his shoulders
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mr.perfect. أُعيد تغريده
/ playing the new tomodachi game and mac is head over heels in love w dennis and dennis is Not feeling the same way (yet)…… ITS CANON LIKE HELLOOOOO
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Uh...Julius Wolff?
charlie 🐀@paddysratman
and which wolf decided this was the law? I'd like words with him
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SILENCE! I'm as old as I feel-
[ Ack. He steps wrong and puts his back out, bent over like he's doing the fent fold. ]
Mac! Mac, help me! I can't straighten my spine!
𝖌ay r𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝐦͟a͟c .ᐟ@fightmilks
dennis . dude . you are not a kid . you are FIFTY . YEARS . OLD . their bones are like …. SO different than yours .
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@godholed / he’s so beautiful…. they r also in the process of proposing but i lost the mini game so they didnt get engaged But one day……. One Day…..
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