Dan: grillpilled mode

J.D. Vance, whose new book is about his conversion to Catholicism, when asked about Trump's anti-Pope rant and Trump-as-Jesus pic:

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

@BitcoinTheGucci @CardinalHaiku I just want to be clear here you have me an honest-to-goodness belly laugh on a day I really needed it so thank you

@CardinalHaiku Used to be the season ticket seats of a late local dentist. However, the dentist was not very good, which is why he could only afford the last row in the stadium.

A friend is at Busch today and noticed this on the seat. Anyone know what it signifies? Section 445, row 11, seat 22

@World0fEcho And now, more than ever, the price of gasoline keeps on rising

If you recognize the album cover this is from, it’s probably time to get your cholesterol checked

@yotehaw @PandaKingEX Lol this is the dumb game equivalent of saying pretentious film bros only like a eastern European film about a terminally ill mime that has to put down the family squirrel

@PandaKingEX Every single one of these games are incredible and widely appealing 😭😭😭 Lemme guess you're mad it didn't include some random arcade racer and rpg from the 80s that 30 people have played like get a grip bro

Btw gamers will always cry about critics, but every time the power is handed to the gamers they absolutely embaress themselves 100% of the time every single time. This list is an absolute insult to the medium.

To the woman that put the 10 minute version of All Too Well on touchtunes.... it's on sight

@BlightYoakam Do you think he goes out after putting that on or just does a couple of videos and washes it off?

Your coworker just shared this on his story at 2 am

@Brocklesnitch Ya it rules

i watch The Pitt and then come on here and see people have the most bizarre misunderstandings of interpersonal dynamics and human relationships, let alone amongst colleagues. its like an after show except everyone is wrong and there's no mediator

@shoe0nhead @thehill Feeling smart by putting more zeroes to the left of the decimal point.

@thehill every poll that comes out shows democrat voter support for israel in the double digit negatives. they will pander to the 000.1% by saying corny ass shit like cHeSt fEeDiNg but when it comes to israel 70% of their voting base don’t matter lmfao absolutely nothing to see here

DNC committee shoots down resolution condemning AIPAC thehill.com/homenews/campa…

@NYCPublicPolicy @LostAcrane @RishiRamaraju @admcrlsn You called him a crime fighter but he begged Trump to help drop federal charges against him lmao

@LostAcrane @gr8galactic @RishiRamaraju @admcrlsn Whats the evidence? A poll?

🟠 74% say Mamdani is working hard as mayor 🔵 65% approve of his handling of the snowstorm 🟠 64% say he understands the problems facing NYC 🔵 61% say he is a good leader for NYC 🟠 61% say he cares about people like them 🔵 61% say he is working to represent all NYC residents 🟠 61% say he is doing more to unite NYC 🔵 60% say he is fulfilling campaign promises 🟠 58% trust him to make decisions that are in the best interests of NYC 🔵 56% say things in NYC are moving in the right direction 🟠 52% say Mamdani is changing NYC for the better

@RishiRamaraju @admcrlsn Adam's had a way friendlier media environment

@admcrlsn I thought this seemed pretty good at first but he’s underperforming Eric Adams at a similar point.

going to war with iran to open a strait that was already open before the war is a temporal pincer movement

@wideofthepost I have full faith that she'll find those time traveling hackers

Let me also say, as a longtime Joy Reid hater, the admiration I have for her willingness to use her voice on MSNBC for that last year and a half over Gaza is enormous. It cost her her job. I respect her enormously for it.

@mmoorrggaannrr_ The self-aware thing is the part I hate!!

the amount of people who dont recognize this as being post-ironic is staggering i dont even like cheekface but its sooooo obvious that everyone involved is incredibly self aware and doesnt give a fuck

only took thirty years but the united states has finally developed its own barenaked ladies

@mikelovenot_war Holy shit shut up dude

the strokes, probably the most disastrous indie rock band of the 21st century , it isnt 100% correct to blame it just on them, but thier commercial succes essinatly brought on the wave of revvavilst indie rock, which killed the future facing "postmodern" indie of the late 90s

@SkinnyTuna Yeah but it still made for a stacked Thursday night lineup

is parks and recreation genuinely on the same level as 30 rock and community or am i being trolled? from the outside it just looked like a The Office-lite (see also Brooklyn 99)

Being a lifelong White Sox fan has prepared him well for this.

@TVU1969 The singles from the new Friko album seem like they're really going for the Beatles feel more. Maybe a sign that things could swing back

It's wild to think that, in terms of rock and indie/alternative music, Neil Young has pretty inarguably become more influential than the Beatles or the Velvets.

@RUSTEATERHC @FranziaMom *deeply inhales* WELL ACTUALLY it's Postal Service Kidz Bop

@FranziaMom Death Cab for Kidz Bop.

Hundreds of people pretending that Owl City has bangers, what the fuck are we doing here