Covid Cowboy (PARODY)

we need a 35 year old president. a president who wore silly bands and watched zoey 101

if jesus came back i would k*ll him again so we could have TWO good fridays.

just found out what Good Friday means. im no christian but that shit kinda sounds like the worst friday ever

if i was a girl i would be on my period all the time. those boobs are awesome😳

@trev_sim this is a safe space!!

@graycipher I just almost said something crazy

the IRS is here to collect the Horny Tax. we’re losing the house:(

ive thrown away like 4 of these

feeling downright jolly rn

yall think john f kennedy was bricked up when marilyn monroe sang him happy birthday?

yall scared to eat a hotdog cuz its “gay” but i seen some of yall double fisting boudin links at the mardi gras parades

@lancetharapper AI voice-over Kamala Harris JOI

@graycipher Dominatrix Kamala Harris edging you for over an hour asmr

why do i think its so hot the way kamala harris says “do not cum” ???

@ovxrruled IT’S MUCH WORSE THAN THAT

you’re telling me a SHRIMp FRIED THIS RICE?!!! AHHHHAAhhaHhAhhHahaha!! YOU’re TELLIJG ME A C R A B RAN THIS GOON?!?!!!!!!!!!!!! Y O U ‘ R E T E L L I NG M E A

@kaileyalycee name one (1) penguin u like

@graycipher just something that's been on my mind!

hey guys! just realized i'm pretty obsessed with penguins! hope you guys can respect that!

@ovxrruled @kaileyalycee solid answer from kevin

did the "name a woman" trend with gray. why did he say regina george 😭

@foolnumber1 @7liwa7louwa @lancetharapper @kyleshush im learning so much!

this is easily going to be the grossest thing ive ever put forth into the online community, as im very much NOT one to talk about bowel movements, but do you guys be spreading your cheeks to wipe??