He probably watches very little of CNN, Fox News, and all the other controlled slop….
Nick Perkins@NickyPerkss
Freddy’s trip through the American South is a testament to what overwhelming positivity can get you in this World
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Capt. Klornak Vitashik
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Capt. Klornak Vitashik
@gstate55
Always a song for every trial. Environmental Health/Mold/HVAC 👈🌟Still waiting. Fave hobby: Loving Strangers☦️🙏🌎. Be Mysterious But never petty.
ATL انضم Ocak 2012
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Is it unlawful for guys to beat the shit out of each other on the Sabbath? Asking for a friend.
Owen Shroyer@OwenShroyer1776
Will you be buying a Paramount Subscription to watch UFC 250 at the White House?
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@unifiedprolife Is he just admiring the potential of the mass gatherings for his next deployed plandemic?
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@KySquirrel_90 @DavidJohnButler Ill randomly pick up the phone and start reciting The Nicene Creed
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I get spam calls or texts ten times a day.
I of course am a cantankerous bastard and report and hang up on all of them.
But this flood means they must be getting successful hits on more credulous, vulnerable people.
This is a real problem.
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Capt. Klornak Vitashik أُعيد تغريده
Marco Rubio mentally preparing for a 17-hour hyperspace flight to the Space Wraith planet of Z’el’Xor.
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Spock realizing that his Jewish ancestors should have repented and should have never hosted that pride festival in the same place of Sodom and Gomorrah in 2026.
David Burge@iowahawkblog
If there’s anything I hate more than hippies it’s fucking space hippies
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LOL. Like they haven’t already been doing this for years.
Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2
🚨🇮🇱 Mossad and CIA could be “MERGING” FOREVER. Section 622 of the Intelligence Authorization Bill will make it ILLEGAL to suspend intelligence sharing with Israel. Senator Tim Cotton has officially proposed the law.
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Life hack: some people liked to be tipped with a case of Modelos rather than cash.
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@2m_rvs @orthoanbheanin lol. We could be swell swollen friends.
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@gstate55 @orthoanbheanin i did however briefly discuss the name meatwelcomeback with my priest
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Hot take that shouldn’t be a hot take for Orthodox Christians: you can’t believe that the Eucharist is truly the Body and Blood of Christ, receive Him, and then turn around and smoke, drink, and get fat.
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Daughter: Hey Dad, guess what app I found?
Me: I don’t know, what?
Daughter: I found this app called TooGoodToGo that has bakeries and restaurants that sell goods really cheap before they throw stuff out.
Me: Oh no. Dear God, no.
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@leftcoastbabe @KNBR He should have wrote the entire chapter of Genesis 19 on his cap.
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@KNBR Hey Landon
While you're reading
Romans 15:7: "Accept one another, then, just as Christ accepted you, in order to bring praise to God".
And while you're at it. Throw more strikes.
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Why was it important to write that verse tonight?
ROUPP: "The rainbow is a symbol of God's covenant to us, and us as believers stand firm in that... There's no hate at all."
What would say if somebody considered that derogatory toward them as a community?
ROUPP: "As a believer, I would push them to read the Bible. God has blessed me in so many ways and I don't think I'd be here right now if it wasn't for him."
KNBR@KNBR
Landen Roupp had Genesis 9:12-16 written on his pride hat tonight. "It's just about God's covenant and a promise that he makes to us." "It's just something I believe in and I stand firm in that. Thankfully we live in a country where we have the freedom to believe what we want."
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The #backrooms are real. They are the closed door rooms pedophiles and your handlers go to sign “non-disclosure agreements” and plot against humans in secret.
Russell Brand@rustyrockets
Bill Gates is told, "Follow Jesus. Stop being a baby flesh eater," as he exits his closed-door testimony about Jeffrey Epstein's child trafficking network.
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@GENIC0N Jokes on them. The game truly begins when you find out there is no dying in the game.
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you signed a Do Not Compete agreement with the Lofty Powers before you started playing the game, don't you remember?
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Just change it to Goyball and get it over with…
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman
Oh Boy: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬
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