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@gurlthyme

ms. hayden faye kelly trickster / ingenue / raconteuse 25, nyc https://t.co/3jMWDBy6q4

new york انضم Şubat 2015
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@mimizima_ esteemed pop historian mimi zima
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Just saw someone say Slayyyter sounds like a “Doechii throwaway” as if they aren’t both in the Yung Rapunxel nachos which is actually just the Ring The Alarm nachos which is ACTUALLY just the Caught Out There nachos. Everyone has the memory of a goldfish!
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i would call him every night and explain the thoughts i’d been working through & one night he was like “you’re kind of just describing zazen” so i finally downloaded Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind and read front2back while i softly cried into a 20pc mcnuggets
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when addison released Headphones On i was fresh off two breakups (bestie + 1st boyf) and my closest confidant was a sober 39 year old, so now i have 40minute incense in my room at all times and a thrice a day meditation practice
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nighttime, april to june. on my iphone.
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@sbodrojan nooo don’t work like 25 hours in two days your so sexy aha
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Pete 🩵👾@Stans_stan_·
@gurlthyme Is that an Americano with coconut flavoring or just coconut milk ?
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i have two words fer ya, buddy: Coconut Americano
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being a straight girl who addresses others as “brother” and reflexively responds “hell yea brother” to everything is a horrible curse. men are always trying to riff with me about “hulk hogan” like i know Who That is
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i love frolicking outside.. i smile at the world and the world smiles back.
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In Heaven There Is No Beer?
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in an interview, the Dali Lama said that he would like to come back as an American Dog. he must have watched a lot of episodes of Lassie.
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me scheduling a breast augmentation while taking care of my best friend after hers
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serena@mkultra0lsen·
Depop is my binky
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me in a hoodie with nothing but a lilac bralette under like that’s a normal outfit adult humans wear
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i am famously a virgin, no piercings no tats… took one pair of clip-ons to change my brain chemistry this evening. who in nyc wants to hold my hand while i get my ears pierced this weekend? i feel like kate winslet on that boat rn
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@mkultra0lsen i take it all back, i’m sorry, only tweeting things i say out loud to u is the funniest bit ever i love u
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serena@mkultra0lsen·
I only know how to take photos of her like a flashback of my dead wife @gurlthyme
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@mkultra0lsen did u lose ur ability to tell an original joke on the operating table?
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@gurlthyme Unionize while you’re at it
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Welcome to the stage ….. Nagasuki Waterhouse
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