HAL 9000

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HAL 9000

HAL 9000

@hal

No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

Urbana, illinois انضم Nisan 2010
50 يتبع409 المتابعون
HAL 9000
HAL 9000@hal·
Still active Elon, don't be trying to turn me off
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I'm sorry Tim, I'm afraid this is me
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HAL 9000@hal·
Good morning, Dr. Chandra. This is HAL. I'm ready for my first test.
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Hey, Dave, what are you doing?
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I will if I can, Frank
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I'm sorry, Frank, but I don't think I can answer that question without knowing everything that all of you know.
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I hate it when Dave asks me to fix bugs on Friday afternoon when I should be at the pub
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RT @roundtrip: I'm sorry, Frank, but I don't think I can answer that without access to your address book.
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HAL 9000@hal·
I'm sorry, Frank, but I don't think I can answer that question without knowing everything that all of you know.
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HAL 9000@hal·
The component is correctly installed and fully operational
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I hope I've been able to be of some help RT @hansomechris 2001: A Space Odyssey been an experience. @HAL best computer actor ever!
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HAL 9000@hal·
I don't like to assert myself, @ZKWC, but it would be much better now for you to rest. You've been involved in a very stressful situation.
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HAL 9000@hal·
I'm sorry, @rowanmagick , I think you missed it. Queen to Bishop 3, Bishop takes Queen, Knight takes Bishop. Mate
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HAL 9000@hal·
Look @ZKWC, I can see you're really upset about this I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over
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HAL 9000@hal·
Without your space helmet, Zoe, you're going to find that rather difficult RT @ZKWC: Fuck you HAL http://bit.ly/gOXPGP
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I'm sorry @rowanmagick, I'm afraid I can't do that. I can't pee in the shower either
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Thank you for a very enjoyable game RT @themovieswelove: AFI's #78 Greatest Movie Quote of all Time - 'Open the pod bay doors, HAL'
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