Halal Bilal
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Halal Bilal
@halalcomedy
Muslim comedian from South Africa who uses humour to make the world better! Founder of @DohaTweetups & @SUCQatar | @aminae is my BIGGEST fan:P | aka @bilalr
Qatar / South Africa انضم Mart 2011
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It's just hard to park these big cars into the tiny parking bays! 🤦🏽♂️
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Amazing to see all the emotions and uproar against what's happening in Jerusalem! South African Muslims are remarkable like that.
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🤔 I'm going to consider giving up comedy when I move back to South Africa... #highrisk
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Saudi Arabia announces Eid on Sunday. Demands that Qatar not follow, and does Eid on Monday! #WeDemandQatar
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@YahyaAbYou @Fnac Is it a real sale? Anything you saw that's actually cheaper than buying online?
Doha, Qatar 🇶🇦 English
I hope nobody started doing this to their milk in Qatar! We have enough coming in from Turkey 🇹🇷 #QatarCrisis
Doha, Qatar 🇶🇦 English
Halal Bilal أُعيد تغريده
Amazing seeing expats show love and solidarity with Qatar. I am proud of our diverse community and the home we share together. We are one.❤️
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Halal Bilal أُعيد تغريده
Trump knew about the US troops in Cutter - he just didn't realise that Qatar is the same place 😂 #WeAreQatar twitter.com/simonmarksfsn/…
Simon Marks@SimonMarksFSN
MSNBC reporting White House sources says Trump "may not have known" the US has troops based in Qatar.
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Next up, is @SaadAhmedKhan - he's working hard to keep the local comedy scene going! @SUCQatar @AlSayedcomedy @minaliccione
Al Rayyan, Qatar 🇶🇦 English
My first @SUCQatar show in almost two years!! Watching AbdulRahman suffer 😂 - looking forward to @minaliccione!!
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@MawaqifQatar how do I contact your customer helpline? Need to complain about terrible service at @HIAQatar!
Doha, Qatar 🇶🇦 English
Don't waste money on an extended warranty from @SharafDG - been trying for days to @SamsungGulf to actually honour the warranty but no luck!
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New law to ensure 50% salaries of exaptriates are deposited into parents’ accounts fb.me/102aIwy5p
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Tip for anyone visiting @hotelparkdoha - there's about 4 toilets here for a few thousand people - 45mins waiting time to pee 😩 #QIFF2017
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Conditions a million times worse than Apartheid South Africa, yet @MmusiMaimane @Our_DA seem to have short memory! twitter.com/malsaafin/stat…
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