Mariah Douglas

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Mariah Douglas

Mariah Douglas

@halfbuttoned1

I write about nerdity and nudity. Burlesque with Star Wars? Oh yeah. @Playboy @Fodor's @MensHealth @Giddy

انضم Mayıs 2018
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Mariah Douglas
Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·
I used to work with a woman who sent out all-office emails announcing that it was sandal season and we all needed to make sure our feet weren't hideous. Ah, Yelena-- thank you for the wisdom. #Coworkers #nails
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Leanne Yau
Leanne Yau@polyphiliablog·
If your girlfriend sends you a nude, don’t show it to your wife without asking her. Don’t go overboard with the details of a date if your partner isn’t ready or is just generally unwilling to hear it. #polyamory #glassonion
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Mariah Douglas
Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·
How is it only TUESDAY?
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Cora Harrington
Cora Harrington@CoraCHarrington·
Where are your favorite places to eat/things to do in New Orleans?
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The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖🇨🇦
Husband: I thought you had 2, now less than that, hours to write? Me: I do. Husband: So, why are you doing dishes? Me: Because. I can't write with all these dishes! Husband: These are the same dishes we left yesterday. Me: I wasn't writing then. I need ORDER NOW.
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Mariah Douglas
Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·
So, what's the deal when someone you were involved with likes your tweets-- but then doesn't answer a straight-up email?
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Patricia Correll
Patricia Correll@Author_PCorrell·
@ArkHorton Years ago I had one called an Empire and it was SO good but I haven't found that kind since ☹️
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Mariah Douglas
Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·
It was so very nice to sleep in my own bed again last night! #vacations
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Mariah Douglas
Mariah Douglas@halfbuttoned1·
I'm not at all sure about this. Airport vendor.
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