Kelly

I hate it here.

Found a doc I have no memory of containing 239 KCorp job descriptions. Don't know if anyone would, but please hurl me your email if you'd like access. I don't know who's still on Twitter (hi, I'm not), so pass my info along to anyone you think might want it. Tks

@CallMeMrWiggles @brienc

@CallMeMrWiggles @brienc Oh did I? You're welcome!

@brienc @CallMeMrWiggles THANK YOU, that's what I'm SAYING.

@CallMeMrWiggles @brienc So you say. I don't think I ever saw you without a hat until my WEDDING.

@CallMeMrWiggles @brienc I actually genuinely don't remember saying that but thinking of 22ish year old you, you know what, I agree with me. I can see what me was thinking. I find me correct. As I usually do.

@CallMeMrWiggles @brienc YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?

@brienc @CallMeMrWiggles YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO USE UNIVERSITY ACTIVITY FEES TO BUY A LOG FOR THE POOL.

Penny got mad at me and pretended to place a call to Gordon Ramsey to tell him, "Gordon, we've got a bad beef wellington over here."

My two best boys are together again. We will miss Sheldon. Thank you for liking him, too.

@Swistle Also, of course follow your artist's guidelines, but moisturizing helps. I had one where they had me use a tattoo-specific balm, one where they named a specific drug store brand, some where they said anything gentle and unscented, and one who said "you know what to do."

@Swistle And I got that one touched up, no problem at all. AND it was an unusual one in the first place. It FEELS very delicate, but they're actually quite hardy. Not that that's TOO comforting until you see it play out, of course.

@erinjaffe A FAMILY OF FOUR WHATS.

@erinjaffe I tried wireless earbuds for a bit thinking I could ADJUST, but what is the POINT of them! Reviews bragging about "great battery life! I get at least 4 hours of audio." What. Day & night or GTFO.

@erinjaffe Oh excellent, those are going to be my next ones, then. I'm on my second set of Soundcore and I don't like how the buds magnet to each other, not the neckband.

@erinjaffe Get this, too! a.co/d/43Ib16p

@gabzoots The variation on this is WILD to me. I had full sedation for mine, and an IUD put in while they were at it. I understand that has its risks, but I ust don't understand why all the options aren't discussed universally.