I'll Drink To That

@DerekJeterHub 's date to the #Espys looks like she is ready to #figureskate

I'm really happy being #uncircumcised. When I expose my head to #pee, it really feels like unsheathing my #sword #allnatural

@TheWebShowShow this show is powerfully funny. I'm so sad that it's the last show. The host make me wet wet wet.

"Woke up this morning and said I'm gonna be the best damn salt artist in the world"

I #shit at a majority of the bars/Clubs I go to, #because a #think a majority of #people #don't.

#Anythingispossible When I was #born I couldn't #walk, But I #learned how.

The #only things I've done for over a #decade. #Eating #Breathing #Masturabation

Do you ever think, when I do something super fast when I'm high. Did I do something super day or was I just #High

I'm a problem solver. Out of toilet paper? Goodbye socks. #DIY #MemorialDay #simpleplan

If you really #love me, then you would know I love #blowjobs Ala mode

I'll Drink To That podCast po.st/Hh1qQr via @po_st

Unknown - I'll Drink toThat podCAst - itun.es/i6LV5XN #iTunes

I read this on a cart being pulled by a mouse at #northHollywoodRedLineStop "two rules of being awesome. 1)never give away all your secrets"

It's a reptiles world and I'm just too much of a mammal. #FreeTheNipple #firstdates #WorstPlacesToBeStranded

Online dating has taught me to give up after "hi." It's time saving.

My oh my you're so good lookin. Who are you when I ain't lookin? #RecordStoreDay #WeTheNorth #RelationshipRulesIn5Words

@TheWebShowShow I'm enjoying it so much. If only I had a free beer to wash this all down. #bonerproblems #FreeTheNippel #StarWars

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