dj_microsoftsurface

why does having a boyfriend feel republican

Daft puft is like so obsessed with dancing

eating warm Thai curry can change your whole aura

my Microsoft Teams status is working really hard maxxing

@onforsize Damn

If I ask u when something was invented and you say ancient Mesopotamia u r basic

why are lakes so creepy they should be not creepy

@selfconch Same

Idioms are kinda like verbal memes

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

My new prediction is the government will find a way to make Raspberry Pis unaffordable. Can’t have us learning how to have fun without paying for the cloud.

People in Hawaii be saying things like this family owned parking lot

@selfconch hahahah <3 literally now what

@momentofftruth omg send me a pic of ur new shoes

@selfconch What did u order

@KaufmanAudrey New grocery outlet

Hollywood is a ghost town except for Equinox and Trader Joe’s

Palm Sunday painting

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

@snowg10be 😍