hol(d me)

man with really big arm muscles on metro rn. am i outgrowing my affinity for twinks?

looking at the dogs on rspca sobbing my heart out

am i sleep deprived or in my luteal phase

@_crashoutqueen i dont think anyone will ever love me like you

@ineedapuff #GETAGRIPPYSOCKS IS GENIUS BABE

find it really annoying when group therapy tells me the things that are really funny are harming my mental health #getagrippysocks

@blizzardlizrd casual workers hate it. their manager (late millennial man) loves it

@planecranky i think you're the prettiest girl in the world

going sydney sober (quitting everything but ketamine on special occasions)

and i have dated too many of them

the inner west is full of people

god forbid a theythem had incredible knockers send tweet

i hate nothing more than when i'm scrolling through my reels and im giggling at a funny one and i see that it's liked by an opp. im gatekeeping.

when will i stop being manic pixie dream-girled,, asking for a friend

oomf and i have discovered we'd be really good at phone sex

oomf just said "negging works on you? you're an idiot. wanna have sex?"

@planecranky you do have a very visceral thinking face

oomf pointed at my face and said "is this seat taken"

texting my drug dealer with imessage effects to get my point across

gluten froebe bridgers