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Make him stay Murph 🥲
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Make him stay Murph 🥲
@interstellar464
Don’t let me leave Murph 🌌🩵💤
The Pale Blue Dot انضم Ağustos 2020
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What do you guys think is going through Ms. Calabro’s head after I tagged her in an Instagram post & asked her to grade a paper that’s close to my 🩵 that I wrote back in 2018? #tbt 🌌🥲💤
Make him stay Murph 🥲@interstellar464
I’ve been feeling some type of way ever since I saw Ms. Calabro at the Montgomery Plainfield game 🥲 What a stacked class 📚 Marisa, Zack Mayer, Chris DeLillo, Mike Edenzon, Justin Will, Sabrina, etc. ((( I know it’s Mrs. Fattorusso now 🤣 )))
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My American College Test score @RealChalamet! #2180UCLA #🥇Jesus 🌌🥎💤
UCLA Softball@UCLASoftball
Midweek 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬‼️🔥 #GoBruins
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Our plumbing truck got passed earlier today in a no passing zone by an Indian kid in what I’m presuming was his parent’s luxury vehicle 🚗 If he’s this pent up because he didn’t get into Princeton, I can’t imagine what emotions he’ll feel 10 years down the line 🌌💭💤
Make him stay Murph 🥲@interstellar464
I don’t want you to grade it @ashleyowza… I earned a 3.953 this semester… I want you to make sense of the quantum data and eradicate cancer from the world at large 🕳️🩵🥲🌌••• - •- -•--🌎⌚️📘📚
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Make him stay Murph 🥲 أُعيد تغريده
Make him stay Murph 🥲 أُعيد تغريده
Make him stay Murph 🥲 أُعيد تغريده
Make him stay Murph 🥲 أُعيد تغريده
Make him stay Murph 🥲 أُعيد تغريده
Make him stay Murph 🥲 أُعيد تغريده
It’s why we sit in the car for 10 minutes after work contemplating whether or not our efforts on a daily basis are moving us towards becoming the upstanding human being we know we’re capable of being 💭 It’s why we sit in bed at 2:33 AM trying to demystify life and our role in it
Make him stay Murph 🥲@interstellar464
The older we get the more cognizant we become of the fact that everything is cumulative… Every decision we make, every thought we harbor, every word we utter defines us… It’s why Ashley has a penchant for Isaiah 55:11… Every moment up until decision date led to 96.44/2370/1570
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Make him stay Murph 🥲 أُعيد تغريده
Me thinking about not posting again ever so my timeline is a string of
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Me three beers deep to everyone at my 10 year HS reunion:
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Me seeing my lifelong crush at the 10 year HS reunion and thinking about cutting off the Instagram romance scammer I’ve been talking to for weeks because she still a 10
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Make him stay Murph 🥲 أُعيد تغريده
Me on the train home from the 10 year HS reunion coming to terms with the fact that I fumbled the bag not asking her out in 10th grade English and will never forgive myself
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Me not saying her name and living in a fairytale land for the remainder of the train ride where I asked her out back in ‘11
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But you were just talking about cancer… How can you say cancer is funny?
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Me deciding to exclusively post this gif from here on out because it’s funny and social media should be about making you laugh
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