The Intractable Boy

>Potty training youngest >Last night pee was red >Wife freaks out >About to go to ER >Get her to calm down and set up an appointment with pediatrician for 7AM today >Pediatrician runs test on urine. Slightly orangish red colored >Perfectly hydrated, no bacteria >Says to come back on Thursday if it persists >Wife still worried/agitated >Changing their poop, notice glitter while wiping >Switch on detective mode >Check the box of glitter crayons sister recently got for her birthday >All the reds and oranges are gone >Check under youngest’s bed >Crayon wrappers with no crayons within. Reds and oranges. >Mystery solved >Wife is now able to sleep soundly

Oracle executives are getting DEATH THREATS after that 6 AM email massacre and Larry Ellison just hired Blackwater-level private security 30,000 workers butchered via automated email while Oracle posts $6.13 BILLION in quarterly profits I'm hearing Oracle leadership is now working from "undisclosed locations" because former employees are showing up at headquarters with printed copies of their termination emails Sources saying the Redwood City campus looks like a military compound. Armed guards checking IDs. Parking garage access restricted. Executive floor completely locked down. Oracle spent more on executive protection this quarter than they'll pay in severance to 30,000 families The same company that automates human termination emails can't automate executive safety Larry Ellison's yacht has three security boats following it. Safra Catz hasn't been photographed in public since the bloodbath. Meanwhile former Oracle workers are posting TikToks outside Ellison's $300 million Malibu compound One terminated engineer drove 800 miles from Austin just to stand at the gate with a sign reading "I BUILT YOUR CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE FOR 12 YEARS" Oracle's AI algorithms can eliminate 30,000 jobs in milliseconds but can't predict when desperate people stop playing by corporate rules If you're still at Oracle, your executives are literally hiding from you behind armed security while counting the money they made from destroying your career The revolution isn't coming through the front door anymore. It's coming through the fucking walls.

@backpackerraden @TheKingVillager At least Hurricane never misses in rain

@TheKingVillager Play Rough, Hurricane, Focus Blast, Wild Charge and Phantom Force all feel in the same boat

Play Rough genuinely gotta be the worst move in the whole game. Only Physical Attack for an entire type lopsided to Special Attackers and is just worse in every way compared to its, “counterpart” lmao

@facetedcarapace The drinking problem is liking campari. I'll slam any vermouth straight though

I don't know who needs to hear this but if you can comfortably house 7 negronis you have a drinking problem.

HAPPY EASTER! He has driven 🙏

@Ahmedx873 @SoulMFSS @TrevorAllenMD Tokens can only exist face-up on the field. Banishing is fine; banishing face-down is not since the token would have to make it there

@SoulMFSS @TrevorAllenMD Token can be banished, just not face down.

Not nearly enough people know about this ruling, and they really should.

Tey Bannerman counted up all the products and tools that Microsoft has named “Copilot”. Found 78 of them: “there are now Copilots inside Copilots, Copilots for other Copilots, and a physical Copilot key on your keyboard for summoning them.”

FOUND IT

my 9/11

I saw this dynamic play out many times in the ~10 years I spent litigating these kind of environmental review cases at DOJ. Other real examples from cases I worked on: - highway turn lane delayed -> multiple fatal car crashes in the interim - prescribed burn delayed -> entire forest burns down - flood control project delayed -> devastating flood

For 3 years, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office cooked up large amounts of its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest for buying crack cocaine. cbs12.com/news/local/bro…

someone made the most ADDICTIVE game to learn DATA CENTER networking its called Data Center, $6 game, you start with bare floors, buy racks, mount servers, route every cable by hand the INSANE part, every customers traffic shows as colored balls rolling through your cables... you literally see bottlenecks in real time 180 reviews in 48 hours, people with RTX 4090 rigs are HOOKED on a $6 cabling sim

Wow, LinkedIn just got caught in a huge scandal. Here's what's going on: > Every time you open LinkedIn in a Chrome-based browser, LinkedIn’s JavaScript executes a silent scan of your installed browser extensions. > The scan probes for thousands of specific extensions by ID, collects the results, encrypts them, and transmits them to LinkedIn’s servers. It gets worse: > The scan doesn’t just look for LinkedIn-related tools. > It identifies whether you use an Islamic content filter (PordaAI — “Blur Haram objects, real-time AI for Islamic values”) > whether you’ve installed an anti-Zionist political tagger (Anti-Zionist Tag), or a tool designed for neurodivergent users Huge L after L

@ConstantPatienc @schwizokitty

@schwizokitty You female gooners frighten me

i think all men deserve to be milked til they cant think straight

@OnTheWoolsack Far be it from a submariner to sink so low!

Absolutely disgraceful. Navy has sunk to appalling levels - sleeping with women is totally antithetical to their proud values.

Es April Fools, gente, ya se la saben. Ahí les va todos los sprites especiales de las megas introducidas en Legends Z-A en Pokémon Showdown. 1

y’all afraid to moan during sex, whole time i’m in my man’s ear like this

Me había olvidado de que Pokémon Showdown tenía sprites personalizados para April Fools y me he llevado un susto al ver esto