kyle
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god the new slayyter really is a fucking revelation
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sources tell me donald trump is stable. please god
Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen
BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center.
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In 2021 when Musk first moved to Austin I got to talk to him at a local charity event. I asked him if he thought SpaceX would ever be worth a trillion dollars. Smug, he said “More.” “2 trillion dollars?” He said maybe. I asked who would ever buy it at that price and he said well, I know one person. I asked who and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “Fugitive Cat.”
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kyle أُعيد تغريده
*talking to an american* Ok so imagine a burger. Now imagine a crisp autumn day. Imagine what your parents were like as kids. Imagine a shattered plate. Do you know why you dropped it? You have struggled into existence, and are now slipping silently out of it.
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The garry tan jokes arent funny my uncle was crushed on a job site by a falling gstack. 250k LOC crushed his skull instantly
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awesome shot. Boozer family panicking, camera scans for Hurleys and accidentally catches peak of the shot, zoom focuses as the ball hits the net. Bobby Hurley seems genuinely failing to process what's happened. real kino sports moment
tcf15@tcf_15
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it’s all really upsetting, nba has no interest in building a lasting institution. just cheap patches over broken incentives. professional sports could be 1000 times better
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania
The NBA presented three comprehensive anti-tanking concepts to its Board of Governors on Wednesday, with modifications expected to each before a formal vote in May, per ESPN sources. 1. 18 teams in draft lottery (seeds 7-15 in each conference) – flattened odds, with bottom 10 teams having an 8% chance, the remaining 20% odds distributed in decreasing order for 11 through 18, and and a lottery drawing for all 18 picks. 2) 22 teams in lottery using 2-year record (seeds 7-15, plus the four playoff first round exits in both conferences). Lottery teams would reach a minimum win total floor in each season, such as 25 wins. If a team falls short of the floor, it gets slotted to meet the floor. Top 4 drawn as part of lottery, as is currently. 3) 18 teams in a "5 by 5" lottery – bottom 5 teams have equal odds for the top pick, with lottery formed for picks 1-5. Bottom 5 teams have a floor at 10; those that fall out of top 5 get sorted in a separate drawing.
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@ipsumkyle I remember asking and you just reciting the speech from braveheart
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sometimes the northeastern united states comes up in conversation and i blurt out you know i went to school there for a year and a half, and someone asks me why i left and i dont know how to respond. i hesitate then babble and by the time im done were both worse off. altogether ive spent more time ruminating on that decision than i spent attendance, trying to remember why i left, and still - dates, interviews, here now i guess - i cant explain why
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