Dan

love when you ask someone about a thing they know a lot about and they start with "okay, so" because you KNOW you're about to get a novel's worth of nerd shit and it's going to be so delightful

Me: (already too high) Bro: Wanna roll another one? Me:

I suck at being mad as soon as I hit the weed💨… idgaf no more 😂

You can’t talk your way outta somebody who’s dead set on misunderstanding you. No matter how clear you are, they gon’ twist it every time.

Has anyone witnessed a narcissist having their life destroyed and getting karma???

I hate the way people normalize diagnosing fictional characters or irl folks with disorders for the most mundane actions.

I have a theory that autism can be caused by your parents ptsd and their parents ptsd, it makes an imprint on your genes.

My child father girlfriend is really starting to irk my nerves yall…… first she did my daughters hair, ok cool her ponytail did need to be touched up, then she proceeded to take my daughter to work with her🧐 ok cool her dad was tired from working the night before, yall why did I just call my child’s father and she answers.......

If someone is holding the blunt for long how you gonna ask for it?

Date people who wanna suck your private parts not your energy

Why doesn't weed make conversations hilarious and chaotic anymore? Back in the day we'd be crying laughing at nothing. Now it's just four people nodding silently like we're solving quantum physics.

Lack of consideration will kill whatever bond we have. I’m not reminding you to act like you care about me

Cos she snatched

🍿🎬The Spy Next Door" (2010) starring Jackie Chan.

How do i break up with someone who is kinda mentally unstable?

my boyfriend escaped last night. If you find him please let me know. i am worried sick. he is an indoor boyfriend and has never been outside

Nobody: Black people: don’t cut the name on the cake 😂😂😂

I wish more Autism Parents knew that their child's picky eating, stimming, hyperactivity, and inability to focus are really brain inflammation, gut dysfunction, toxic overload, and nervous system dysregulation.

Can someone who has betrayed your trust ever truly become loyal again?

I always overpack, I like to pack "just incase" outfits.

when you're stalking someones account & accidentally like their photo