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ever since i was a little girl i knew i was going to grow up to be a difficult woman

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

This is genuinely the worst economy to hate your job in.

Isn't it funny how we all wanted to have big careers but now we just want calm nervous systems and time do to wtf we want.

i HATE when someone says “it’s not even that” when I try to empathize with them

i would like to personally thank whoever gingered the first ale

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

I only like when it rains when I’m home

We are so young to be pushing 30.

Klay. You gotta get outta Texas. As soon as possible.

Switching jobs is so scary what if they use Google Sheets instead of Excel?

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

I hate that lil hold ya nose and wave ya hand dance more than anything

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

the Avatar leak has me sobbing rn it's so good 😭 I missed U guyssss

After a certain age not using the correct sleep posture will genuinely kill you