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@praisemoose I’m completely serious

@ivobtuse are you actually canadian or are you just joking

yes i am a canadian teenager yes i think drake is the greatest artist ever yes i larp being into hockey yes i cant speak french despite taking it for 9 years yes i glaze the 6 and hate alberta Amen

@rot3nd Ok sorry

@ivobtuse whaaaaaaaaat whaaaaaaaat

a Homeless man scratched the shit out of me because my clitoris wasn't enlarged to 4 inches

@batfoidcel House music

@ivobtuse Well yeah if i didn’t have a house i’d feel pretty miserable too

Makes sense why people who hate on house are always miserable fucks

This was the craziest day on twitter 😭

A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR RONALDO

@thetr0janwhore oomf is essentially a crashout while moot is a trend where you try to look better

whats the difference between oomf and moot

I’m sobbing bro he hit her with this

"that random male from 1800s has my utmost trust when it comes to misogyny😍😍😍"

@normie_slayer_2 you say a lot of stuff i dont understand but I like your xeets under the assumption theyre meant to amuse

My bbc black Aryan BVLL Just told me I need a vasectomy 😔

It’s so awesome that she immediately said she forgives him and he’s beasting on her anyways