Hunter Jobbins

Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man

6 years later and still waiting for the thief to come forward. Also, if any of you see the “November 1st” candy meme of me in my car full of Kit Kats tomorrow please report them to the police

@lazarusmassey the real art is in the lyrics

Whoever did Creed’s album artwork deserves jail time

@QHenricks08 be a lot cooler if people remembered kent cool

@318Henry One of your first cold takes mister

I've seen too much and cannot hold my tongue any longer; bagels suuuuck

@bjlehecka @AdamMeakins What a wonderful read, Dr. Lehecka!

@AdamMeakins “NO”? ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/98547…

Despite being a popular treatment by many physios... NO independent studies have shown that modifying posture or ‘adverse’ movement patterns significantly helps those with low back pain or disability! ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

@Kyle_Mcgreevy25 Hand Jobbins didnt rhyme but still cut deep

Being called Kyle McGravy may as well have been a gunshot wound.

If I could just be shirtless in a bowling alley I know I could roll a 300

When it’s November 1st and all the candy is 50% off

@jarrod1_1 Grow up buddy

dentists should just leave the teeth they pulled on the ground like how barbers leave all that hair on the floor

@Magic_Max98 @Kyle_Mcgreevy25 That’s gotta be some type of high level lung exercise now that I think about it

@Kyle_Mcgreevy25 @jabbins At the start of covid I would go on walks with cigars. Life’s all about balance

I don’t really tweet anymore but today I saw a guy out jogging stop and take a smoke break. Something I just gotta document

@Bee_Rice_97 this man knows his cervical spine

3 exams in one day low key sucks. But what doesn’t suck is knowing I killed atleast 2 of the 3 🥵

The spelling champ is back

My dad’s spelling is immaculate

@318Henry The germ-x buzz is strong, be careful king

Running to the liquor store for a six pack of O'Douls and a pint of germ-x

@318Henry bro my grandma did this same thing and it cured her chronic rheumatoid arthritis in seconds 🙌 thank you for doing God’s work

Easy 3 steps to cure cracked or dry hands!!! 1. Put table salt in the palm of your hand 2. Get ice cubes and grip them in your hand with the salt 3. RESULTS

@318Henry my boy perched up and willing to risk it all for that last roll

Me thinkin about leftovers tomorrow

@Bee_Rice_97 did the parachute not deploy quick enough in verdansk?

Was going to use my extended Christmas break to get back in shape, but now I won’t be out of a walking boot until Christmas 🙄

If I were president, Hummer stretch limo’s would not exist