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Welp, I'm still sick. It's been over a week. Can't shake it. The Final Four is Saturday. I'm at least functional but this sucks.

Morning 💌

“whose pussy is this?” Yours if you can answer my riddles three

According to Vegas, Illinois has a 20% chance to win the National Championship right now. If we beat UCONN, I bet it jumps to 40%. Everyone will pick Mich/Arizona and we'll be a 7 or 8 point underdog. I don't care. It's ONE game. We have a chance. 😤

every single day i have to fight my constant internal urge to eat 4,000 calories of junk food and candy. every god damned day

You know where to find more of me 💋

Morning 🛣️

am i distracting u? 😈

No one said it was going to be easy 🌷

ESPN already predicting us to lose. The national sports media can't wait to jump on Hurley's dick. Oh and apparently Michigan/Arizona is the "real" national championship game. Guess Illinois should not even go to Indy. It's already over apparently. 😐

Morning 💮

I'm so sick rn and I got only a few hours of sleep because I was buzzing about Illinois going to the final four. I had a fever last night and I'm up watching podcasts at midnight. I don't care. It was worth it.

Morning 🧡💙

ILLINOIS IS GOING TO THE FINAL FOUR!!! 😃🔶🔷

I'm sick as a dog right now, but he have a chance to go to the Final Four. So I gotta rally for the next few hours. We got this 💪

Would you get on your knees for me?

Morning 🧡

Best game I've seen us play all season. If we play like that the rest of the way, this could be the year...👀

Morning 🏀

Morning 🚸 I'm sick 🤒