jack weldon

Great American bar scene @jefferyremmers_

Riley Pirkl claims to have seen a new color yesterday

God this growing up shit I sucks. What’s a guy gotta do to go back to 18, hammered in the back seat of a Toyota Camry?

Sorry I got on Twitter at the bar, SUE ME...

@colesonwhisler Sorry

The problem with this world is too many people give a shit

I’m more of a mouse trap guy myself, but whatever floats your boat?🤷🏽‍♂️

If masks and social distancing works which you could easily implement into voting areas. Why are they wanting us to vote by mail?

The Worst feeling in the world is driving by a lemonade stand and realizing you don’t have any cash

Boy I wish I was sitting where she was

@nottlexx Bet you’d have alittle different attitude if it was your business/house/car getting destroyed

Your property can be replaced. George Floyd’s life and so many others cannot.

Good job you wrecked the whole neighborhood. Now where the fuck does a guy go to get groceries?

@Brittnaay___ What kind of idiot would say something like that?

Was talking to a buddy about college being done. And he says “just needed one more year.” I’m like “yeah why didn’t everyone just fail so we could have another year together.” He deadass responds w “I thought I started a trend but nobody followed it” 💀💀

@BrooklynPardall @trvpism Not lucky enough to end up with something that good @BrooklynPardall

Couldn’t find anybody to buy me shit and call me pretty so I came to twitter to bitch about it.

When the bartender asks who’s driving home...

“Now god danmit I met this guy at the bar that knows you” if that isn’t the story of my life idk what is.

@Maas_farms “I don’t sports”

I’m what I am today because of Caseys breakfast pizza and chocolate milk

2019: The year of private stories, nicotine addictions, and “hey watch this, it’s funny af! If it’ll load...”

Holy fuck I hate Christmas music