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@RAF_Luton Nottingham Castle down there beneath the port rudder.

Photo of the Day: B2 Stealth Bomber flown by Sqn Ldr Nottie Zactly-Trew conducting Aerial Refuelling Safety Exercise from an A380 Refuelling Airplane over Nottingham (Lincolnshire) Photographed from a Canberra

@RAF_Luton Churchill flew a converted Lancaster bomber to the Yalta conference in 1937 but it crashed, killing Air Marshall Bomber Harris who had fought in the Battle of Britain against the Americans in 1812.

Fact of the Day: Lancaster bombers wait to be recycled into passenger jets at the end of WW2. Over 8008.5 Lancasters were used during WW2, just 717.5 were converted into passenger jets and used to start British Airways on the 31st Feb 1926 Photographed from a Canberra

@JpmScrew @RAF_Luton That’s what they want you to think.

@RAF_Luton B stands for Bomber, you nitwit

Fact of the Day: The B2 Stealth Fighter features No Internal Piloting System and can be flown remotely via WiFi or USB-C cable from up to 80,085km away. It takes 717.5 cans of Stealth Paint to cover a B2 before it becomes invisible Photographed from a Canberra

@MarioNawfal This war will be studied for a hundred years as a classic example of a conflict where one side won every tactical engagement, but lost on strategy.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 The ugliest plane in the Air Force is the perfect weapon for Hormuz The A-10 was built for exactly this kind of fight. It flies low enough to spot fast-attack boats hiding in coastal inlets, carries a 30mm cannon that fires 3,900 rounds per minute, and is wrapped in a titanium bathtub that shrugs off ground fire. It can loiter for hours waiting for IRGC boats to make a move. The Pentagon tried to retire it for years. Iran made it relevant again. Source: AiTelly

@sniffpetrol When am I never there when opportunities like this roll round??? What a car!

TV's James May urged me to bid on this Toyota Century. I wavered because there seemed to be a lot of interest and I assumed bidding would soar into the teens. But no. Someone got a bargain. And it wasn't me. Bah!

@Only9built One designed brilliantly but poorly made, the other designed eccentrically and more complicated to maintain than a space shuttle. Heart says Rover, head says Citroen.

Top or Bottom..??

@TheBTCTherapist AI rubbish. That things a medium level stealth bomber, not a low level strike aircraft.

I would piss down my leg if I was Iran

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@MrJamesMay Whatever the number, the statistical odds of someone guessing it are exactly the same, so for your own ease of use, I’d stick with 0000

I’ve bought a new padlock for our toolshed. Can anyone recommend a good combination that no-one will ever guess?

@RAF_Luton How nice to see the rolling English countryside of the Mendips.

Photo of the Day: F111 fighter jet flying over the Mendip Hills (Gloucestershire) on it's way to the Taunton International Transport Show (The largest airshow in Devon with an annual attendance of 717.5 planespotters) Photographed from a Canberra

@Andrew_Frankel Perfect

Fans of the two car garage game, I raise you the Disco 4 and 911 S/T.

@biloddy We know them well, Bill. We have holidayed here for many years. We plan a trip to Bayeux later this week. Today we tripped to Granville on the Atlantic side.

Holidaying in Normandy. My wife attempted to buy a card for our 33rd wedding anniversary today. And chose one that wishes the newly-wed brides a long and happy marriage.

@forresterbird Bizarre!

The Band of the Coldstream Guards perform "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath at Changing of the Guard today. RIP Ozzy Osbourne, the "Prince of Darkness" #guard #kingsguard #ozzyosbourne #blacksabbath #paranoid #heavymetal #rockband #london #buckinghampalace 💂🤘🏽

@DrRebeccaTidy @CornwallCouncil Betcha that grey post by the white car has a yellow parking restriction sign on it.

Hey @CornwallCouncil. You don't deserve visitors! 🏖️ I just got a parking ticket for not realising that there was a single yellow line underneath this OVERGROWN hedging. #kernow #cornwall #stives

@MotoNutJob Have you moved in with my son?

Anybody want anything Bacon sandwich or I can knock up what you want ?

@bolderston_mark Not for me, thanks

XR2 Your Thoughts Please and Thanks Again

@nogulagsagain I know what it is and what it does, but I never understood why it was called a choke.

@bolderston_mark Heavenly

Volvo P1800 Your Thoughts on this Please and Thanks

@bolderston_mark Dream car

Lotus Europa Your Thoughts Please