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Any #foid wanna golf with me? 😂🍻🤝

@AllieVyeBrator Insane lore, keep us updated

Update: he got caught snapping our friend’s 17 year old sister #expand

@Missynotasissy Presley. My goodness. Sending prayers 🫶

How your customer looks at you when you’re running food, hungover, 8 tables and a bottomless mimosa 12 top, Apple watch dead, and one bottom shelf tequila shot away from throwing up

@BathroomTakez Fold, n I use as many squares as I feel necessary

Yall fold the TP when you wipe or ball it up like a Neanderthal?

@bigsgdubb Absolutely rocket, next to and absolutely dweeb.

What a rack!! #GradPresent #ThankYouWhore

@mattygoaldy @FickieRowlerFan Nahhhh, how can people like like this 🙂‍↔️

@FickieRowlerFan The day I take my phone off of perma DND is the day I probably kill myself

How do y’all keep y’all’s phones off of DND? Without DND my phone is a ticking time bomb.

I ain’t gonna lie, if u leave insta notes ur a fuking loser. Who tf looks at those 😆🖕🫵

@Sharkavichard Evolution is a wild concept for sure.

@jayberner007 Who told the wolf to do that?

How the ever loving fuck do you go from a wolf to a dachshund

@paisleycannons Damn pais, that’s genuinely a good fuking question

are gorillas human like or are we just gorilla like

i wish i was really good at something other than smoking copious amounts of weed

I’m a huge cameltoe/hips region appreciator

@paisleycannons Hola, te quiero muchísimo, Paisely "Cannons" Carter.

i’m ready to be loved mexicanly

@Felix1ffs That’s a good way of looking at it I can’t lie. Respect!

@jayberner007 I let them rest but it depends on the type of deodorant like if it’s that 72 hour shit then I’ll put it on but if it’s the regular shit then it’s cool until the morning

Real question, if y’all shower shower at night, are you putting on deodorant, or lettting the pits rest till morning?

@mommymilker420_ Good shit broski!!

Worked a little over 5 hours and made about $100 and got free food after my shift #lifeisup

@mommymilker420_ Tawwww

Bro is u comfy

@paisleycannons More of a you got me look, so yes. 🫶

@jayberner007 is that a yes :////

i feel like you guys only care about my cannons :/

Love coming home to the doggie and he’s happy as could be. He really is my best friend. 😢🐶🙂

Worked 6 long hours today, wasn’t terrible. Just wanted to let y’all know. Love you beautiful people. 🫶