John Malcolm

@mh_hammond That happened to me last night except I didn’t forget it the guy at the takeaway did 😤

Sooo #iPhoneX about #FaceID ...ummmmm .... what do I do?

@Apple Why is it £246.85 more expensive in the UK?? Might as well fly to America and pick one up.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! New, delicious and rarer than a platinum unicorn. Want one? bit.ly/2uTiZ4x #ProperIcedTea #YorkshireDay

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@JordanParchmnt !!!! @LouiseTurner37

#GlastoGizmos I think some kind of personal portable toilet seat would be an awesome thing to have for festivals

@josh_jacques how much please DM me

@_laurencasey @Twickets @Parklifefest how much? Please DM me

@__Orla how much? DM me?

@Jenny_Lad25 follow me and DM me please

@Jenny_Lad25 how much?