jon blaze

This is what Helen of Troy looked like

@PhilNvestigates Boomer Opiates

Before ANY details are known, Tennessee Congressman Andy Ogles quickly responds to the shooting at White House Correspondents Dinner with “You libtards are crazy.”

@PplRegretting Nice dumper

POV: That Jennifer Lopez, 56, shows off her assests on tour 😳

@iluminatibot Who?

"Your favorite artist has been practicing rituals in a satanic cult." - Nicki Minaj

@reedgalen Very best people

This guy stole $1.5 billion in Federal funds.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: New Chiefs rookie DT Peter Woods bought multiple $100,000 Maserati SUVs for his mother and sister after he was drafted. Woods will only make $2.4 million per year after taxes. What an amazing gift to give his family 🥹❤️

@redpillb0t so you're tellin me we can't trust a philantropic tech billionaire?

Anyone wearing this badge is trying to kill you

@NFLMemes they'll win eight game in the next two seasons combined?

24 hours with Maxx Crosby and Fernando Mendoza is already dropping F-bombs

@80s_Kidz same dance moves lol

Jean-Claude Van Damme in the film Breakin' (1984) 🕺 in the Crowd! 🤣

@PhillipHolzUSA yeah i've knocked down worse

I’d be willing to have intercourse with approximately 2/5 of this starting lineup

@NoContextHumans was the garden in Utah?

Scientists from the University of Manchester have reconstructed a 3D model of Cain and Abel, the first two sons of Adam and Eve.

@CountDraculaDB that must've been one of the lost episodes?

Good for you Herman

When the human race learns to read the language of symbolism, a great veil will fall from the eyes of men

@alphafox america first?

New World ID: Proving You’re Human in an AI World Sam Altman launches World ID 4.0, a “full-stack proof of human” system to verify real people as AI content surges, with partners like Tinder, Zoom, and Shopify already integrating it.

Trump was put in place to make people accept what they once rejected.

@JasonBassler1 just the tech bros looking out for our best interests?

When the CEO of a global surveillance firm and “the world’s richest man,” aka two of the most powerful data gatekeepers on earth, are this cozy, there's totally nothing to worry about. Totally normal. Totally fine. Just protecting our freedoms, right?

@ValerieAnne1970 Measles,Polio,Chickenpox you fucking idiot

Childhood Vaccines... 1962 = 5 vaccines 1983 = 10 vaccines 2013 = 32 vaccines 2019 = 72 vaccines 2025 = up to 96 vaccine doses Autism Rates 1983 = 1 in 10,000 2013 = 1 in 88 2022 = 1 in 36 2025= 1 in 31 2026 = 1 in 20 boys

@raissabellini @BARBEEBANDZ_XXX Is water wet?

Would you fuck me in the car?