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Finnconissa 5-7/7 ilmestyy kauhuvaikutteinen avaruusoopperani Maailma maailman yllä. Tarina miehestä, joka halusi sankariksi, hänen pojanpojastaan, joka halusi gangsteriksi, muinaisten sivilisaatioiden tutkijattaresta, joka... Luvassa rikollisliigoja, outoja rituaaleja ja teetä.

@JanneSoini mestari

Vanhan veturin eteisen kaapista löytyy useita lyömäaseita.

Armed Lotta with fresh milk 😋

@JohnnyBlack_HS @whoistife_x as a fat guy, i bench 5x120kg

@whoistife_x I think it's proof most 100kg benches are from fat guys.

this is proof that you’ve never been in the gym.

@heavensbvnny not my cat

One fun feature of twitter is that if you just mention cats, people will reply with pictures of their cats. Watch: Cat.

筋トレ6年目でベンチプレス72.5kg自体重をようやく挙げられました🙁 皆大丈夫だよ☺️ 挙げる前の雰囲気だけは150kg。

@iron_will_pt FAT AND PINK

The real looksmaxxing for men is looking like a fucking savage who can rip heads off bodies and devour souls Not skinny, pretty boy faggotry

touching the electric fence just to feel something again

Ukraine is training drone operators using GTA V. We are so back.

fuck you

@BovrilG This book? It's on my reading list!

I go on Facebook once a year to check who still wishes me happy birthday. A few years ago I read a fascinating book on the Congolese Civil War, started looking up militia commanders who’d been interviewed, realised they all had Facebook accounts and started sending them friend requests so for a couple of years now I’ve received more happy birthday wishes from Congolese warlords than university friends.

Suomen komministisen puolueen pohjanmaan osaston marssi Seinäjoella. 🫵🤣

Everyone on Earth is given the oppritunity to ingest a cyanide pill. The only way to get the antidote is if more that 50% of people choose to ingest the cyanide pill. You are also given the option to NOT ingest the pill. Would you take the pill?

crazy alcoholic guy across the street is flashing a strobe light at a police helicopter and yelling “get outta my airspace you fucking pigs” and i do in fact have to give it to him this time

I think I understand why leftists are seething so hard about the blue/red button (pill) moral dilemma, its similar how they feel we need to "save" those "poor migrants" (who r*pe steal murder etc.) cuz "muh feelings" when in reality it's just suicidal empathy, explains a lot.