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I LOVE MY COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

Retweet if your team is up 3-0 in their playoff series

so ignited rn.

Just got hit with a "Go Flyers. Crosby sucks" at the East Passyunk ACME. Hockey fever is back in Philadelphia

people say "women are not paid less, they just pick empathy careers." ok.!!! but who decided nursing and teaching are worth less? like we will pay a sales guy 150k to move numbers around, but pay a nurse pennies to literally keep people alive, or give a teacher crumbs and wonder why future generations are failing every test. it is not that empathy based work is less valuable it is that we’ve normalized underpaying it because it’s "women’s work."

“im you but stronger” 🥲🥲

THAT'S MY THREE. TIMES. WORLD CHAMPION ILIA FUCKING MALININ

“It was supposed to be just us but we thought we’d invite the men” #snl

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

my 2 weeks of patriotism are about to be over and i won’t be touching the “🦅🇺🇸” emojis or feeling an ounce of patriotism again until summer 2028 thank you for a lovely time team usa but it’s now back to fuck this country <3

The US women won more gold medals than the men at the Olympics for the 6th straight time and the president was on the phone with the men joking that he “guesses” he’ll invite them to the White House too…. And people want to know why I’m so angry

The Louvre doesn't deserve this. Get this beauty hung in every Buffalo Wild Wings in the nation.

For the first time in Olympic history, Team USA won the gold medal in both men's and women's hockey in the same year 🇺🇸

46 YEARS TO THE DAY. GOLD AGAIN. 🇺🇸🥇 #WinterOlympics

ALL THE FREE BIRD FEELS 🇺🇸🦅

Good morning citizens of The Hughnited States of America. It’s gold medal game day

We will be pregaming at 4am for the USA-Canada game, don’t be late

damn this hour must have really sucked for all the miserable jerks who say nobody wants to watch women’s sports because they never have iconic exciting moments like men’s do. anyways for me this hour was awesome