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@kelmopolitan

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انضم Aralık 2011

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hello muggles@kelmopolitan·16 Nis

I shot my shot on the TL now I’m a fiancé 😭

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Supreme Overlord of West African Nations@OGUNGOODZ·5d

Rihanna said “a bitch never ever had to use lipgloss on it” see that was cute and classy and we understood what she was alluding to. “The only thing Alfredo is my pussy when I sex” is so crass, rough, and unladylike sorry 😭 a very poor play on words

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tife 🎀@bolutifee___·23 Mar

unfortunately, you can't teach this level of romance

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hello muggles@kelmopolitan·21 Mar

I really wanna know who decided “rendezvous” should be spelled that way.

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hello muggles@kelmopolitan·10 Mar

@_shaneese They need a stand alone store with a drive thru open 24/7😭

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Shaneese🩷@_shaneese·9 Mar

why is Auntie Anne’s only in the mall? bitch, spread tf out!

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꧂@fashionndiary·26 Şub

this new generation will never understand

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Chi@__Poisonivyyy·16 Şub

Accepting the fact that you're about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

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𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣@wtfzeezco·9 Ara

didn’t kiłł myself this year, that’s 1000% aura

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𝟮𝟭.🛸@Big_tagg·1 Ara

i haven't killed myself

‏ً@omgsidewalks

the year is almost over, what have you achieved this year ??

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Rob Markman 💭@RobMarkman·25 Kas

“This Plane” 🔥🔥🔥

Stess The Emcee@StessTheEmcee

November 24, 2009 Wiz Khalifa released Deal or No Deal

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Eggquan Targaryen 🇵🇸@DapoElCapo·23 Kas

This shit mean something to real niggss and real niggas only.

Pop Crave@PopCrave

The Goo Goo Dolls perform “Iris” for NPR Tiny Desk concert series.

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NoochieMusic@NoochieMusic·21 Kas

One of my favorite joints. @Wale on the Front Porch. It’s only right. youtu.be/47RhzyOzW5c?si…

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𝟮𝟭.🛸@Big_tagg·21 Kas

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent

ʇuᴉɐS📍@saint_cloudy

What level of adulting have you reached??

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kp@peterkinnnn·20 Kas

Jill Scott was so real for “or maybe we could just be silent..” bc like yeah. Let’s just do that.

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kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪@urth2kas·17 Kas

sometimes i accidentally accept the bare minimum trying to be mindful of what others have going on and that is a flaw that I need to let go expeditiously!

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Triiad ୭୭@triiadxx·11 Kas

I don’t think you’ve found your person until you meet someone who will take care of things on your behalf, when you’re unable to or just because. Without question or hesitation. Because they want to see you win in life & care about you. The ones who will move mountains for you.

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