butterchicken

@littichookha Sharab buri chiz hai aaiye ise pi kar khatam karte hain

@ArtsyLogs Tumko tumhara pati line pe laayega

Casually remarking "Tumko tumhari saas line pe layegi" to young girls is not funny aunty ji BKL.

So I’m not alone!

@cuntyc4r Do you catch whales ?

the size of condoms I wear btw

Every road leads to failure and sadness

@ArtsyLogs Dwai nhi khai na aaj ?

Bongzi bongzy bong bing bing boo, saste nashe, taar chipak gayi chhaati se.....

Idhr k kuch logo ko yeh book padhni chiye

@ArtsyLogs Context

Wdym the police is supposed to be loyal to the constitution and not the political party in power

@ArtsyLogs @pepsi_mathur Pata ni kya jadu kiya us ladke ne bechari nikal hi nhi paa rahi

@pepsi_mathur @kforkunwar Want to do this but na woh phone uthaega na mere paas Aditya Kashyap hai

Ulti wali feeling aa rahi hai 😭😭

@kforkunwar I AM TRYING

@ArtsyLogs Kar diya na ruin

Literally just abhi realise hua ki "Saajan tumse pyaar ki ladai mai toot gayi chudiyan kalai mai" is about sex

@ArtsyLogs Disconnect then

@kforkunwar Yahan previous pairing nahi toot pa rahi hai, inko new pairings ki baat karni hai

@Kyayrrrutu You must be a cat, then.

@kforkunwar They do like me

List of ppl I like: Cats

@ArtsyLogs Did it last longer than the previous one?

@kforkunwar Han bluetooth se connection kar k baccha home wala hai mera

@pepsi_mathur I think I’m gonna bounce this months bill

just paid my credit card bill and now i'm in minus for this month. need to touch grass soon.

@kajukatlii_ Almost. Jo nhi hai wo jaana chahte hai

tum sab ke sab dilli, banglore or mumbai m hi rehte ho kya