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@texmeplease If I ever catch my son doing that

if i caught my son playing with dolls, i would buy 100 dolls and make him play with them until he got sick of it and wanted to play army guys again

Young incel never getting laid again

@texmeplease shouldn't have pissed him off then

this guy shot his buddy

@s4m31p4n Simpsonsmaxxing

It made me yellow

Getting into self tanner that’s my new thing now. Trumpmaxxing

clavicular come to brazil

The simping has to stop

@thedimitri Is that woah Vicky

The type of girl you run into at Woodstock right after you get married

Fuckers in school telling me always

All the homies is well fed

Young Bill & Hillary Clinton in the 1970s. Still together 50 years later. No scandals. No cheating. No drama. Just true love.

If you're gonna win, win big.

holding the flashlight for dad as he walks out of our lives

@texmeplease Is that one of those fancy exercise bikes liberals use

watching porn on a palantir

When a soul leaves the body, it has nowhere to go, it must remain here, on x dot com

A cockroach wrote this tweet

@texmeplease Couldn't afford my property taxes and now the passing lane is my home

why do texas drivers just camp in the passing lane

@texmeplease Gwok is this true

you can’t take your phone to the masters because bigfoot is there

@texmeplease Merry Christmas

it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas

@WSJ Can I make a bet on kalshi

A rare and deadly “civil war” has broken out between two factions of chimps in Africa. on.wsj.com/48AuGRq

can a white boy chew a piece of gum