klanus

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klanus

@klanus

nothing matters

Trinidad and Tobago انضم Aralık 2010

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klanus@klanus·7 Mar

Super Like…. Ultimate Like …. Ultra Like …. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious .

CocoLoco💋@chloejoseph17

Carnival, I 🫶🏽 you!

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klanus@klanus·7m

@upshine3 Someone should edit him lagging in pain

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✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐@upshine3·19h

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

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T.O.M.I 🐐@Dhat_Tomi·4h

😂

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Reesie 🧠@reesiiess·19h

Twitter is the only place where you could tweet about an actual lived experience you’ve had and someone will just reply like “That Never Happened.” 😭😭😭

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femiiiiii.@femiiiszn·1h

instead of cheating, lying & hiding your phone, why don’t you just go be with the person you’ve been secretly talking to?

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Chess.com@chesscom·1d

if you aren't losing you aren't learning

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TANGENI🐐@Robnson_T·20h

You all have sex without protection but can't go through each other's phones because it's invasion of privacy? Your priorities are drunk.

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klanus@klanus·29m

“Nobody can tell” a great way to know you need to get your eyes tested

CID@theonecid

18 years of engineering apart and nobody could tell iPhone 1 was ahead of its time

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klanus@klanus·33m

Calling me a liar is crazy. You dead ass dumb. Fuck is I’m lying to you for ? You a nobody .

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soms ☁️@s0mch1·17h

“Fucking as friends will ruin the friendship” but will it ruin the fucking?

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💋Hannah Brooks✌🏻@hannahlbr·23h

🤣🤣🤣

Highlane, England 🇬🇧 QME

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Max Stéph@maxstephhh·5h

this celebration was too strong

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kelly@kellytheboss7·1d

You ever OUTGROW people mid conversation and just sit there like… yeah this THE LAST time we gon talk like this

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𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01·1d

Please don't ever trade your Authenticity for Approval. Let people dislike You.

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👽@awwheyuu·18h

bitch stop acting innocent before i tell you something you ain’t think i knew

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klanus@klanus·1h

You’re not in control of my life

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Don’t commit suicide! ❤️

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villanelle ✨@elleloveCHI·16h

Dating is a humiliation ritual. Hire an escort.

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Mr. SRT@TysBurnerAcc·1d

Karma ain real, the worst niggas on the planet got cars and money

Roma@Romazehari

I lowkey noticed that when karma hits a man 2 things get snatched - his car & his money 🤣🤣🤣

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kelly@kellytheboss7·5h

Some invitations are not about including you, they are about USING your presence to make the room look BETTER.... ....

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kay dee@_kaydeejnr·16h

me trying so hard not to buss in this 43 year old knowing damn well she’s only using me for that particular reason

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klanus@klanus·1h

There are people who did me shit and think they got away with it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 … just wait on it

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