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@kwakzing

sometimes serious but always a parody

Spaceship Earth انضم Mayıs 2009
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Feed the right wolf
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Boston Radio Watch®️
Boston Radio Watch®️@bostonradio·
Who is going to tell him?
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Jordanreviewsittt
Jordanreviewsittt@jordanreviewsit·
First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him
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unusual_whales
unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Netanyahu informed Trump that Israel is not bound by the Lebanon clause in the agreement, per Israel media
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Austin Franco
Austin Franco@AustinFranco123·
If anyone is hiring I am looking for a job
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Degen CPA
Degen CPA@DrewVento·
Talk to a boomer and you’llrealize they have no idea what they’ve done to us
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MERICA MEMED
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·
"I’m not weak anymore"
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Blurbs
Blurbs@Blurbstv·
I modded GTAV so that anytime I get a wanted level (or even wreck my car), the local news reports on it. But the headlines, news crew, and witnesses are all voiced live by Twitch Chat.
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bimbotech.co
bimbotech.co@bossbratbimbo·
horrified to learn that Brits think caramelized onions are onions with caramel on them 😭
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Meghan Ottolini
Meghan Ottolini@Meghan_Ottolini·
When do our Scotland visitors discover Kowloon?
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Michael McDonough
Michael McDonough@M_McDonough·
🚢Claims about Hormuz reopening are exactly why we built this: If ships start moving through the Strait with AIS transponders on, you’ll see it in the index — updated every 30 minutes alongside Suez, Bab al-Mandeb and Panama.
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Michael McDonough@M_McDonough

🚢A two-week US-Iran ceasefire is now contingent on Iran reopening the Strait of Hormuz. The test of whether the deal is real isn't in the headlines — it's in vessel transits. @TheTerminal's WSL SHIPPING data shows traffic collapsed from ~100/day to ~4/day after February 28. That's a 96% drop in six weeks. A genuine reopening should show up here relatively soon — assuming vessels keep their AIS transponders on, which many have been running dark through the crisis. We'll be tracking it live, with 30-minute updates.

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